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Comments

[tearable]

That's not reassuring...

App or not, there's PSAs available on proper measures to protect oneself and it's been taken as some silly comment. "Kids will be kids" don't apply when cautionary tales are ignored.

...I sound so old, don't I?

[clear_eyes]

Well, I have the same concerns. Youth is no reason to make such mistakes, to be honest. I think it's more a commentary on the age we live in, though, and the lack of respect our leaders have for our rights digitally.