Roommate Wanted!

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. May 5, 2018 near TISSE

Hey Everyone, Now that my apartment is painted back into existance again, I am in need of some help. I am in search of a new roommate. Rent would be $650 a month plus splitting on utilities. The apartment is in Tisse and it's on the third floor. Two bedroom, two bath, each with a walk in closet. Washer and dryer in apartment. The kitchen is large with plenty of counter and storage space. There is also a balcony with additional storage space. New roommate needs to be able to live with a cat and a Eagle Owl! I have attached a picture of the apartment. Preferably looking for someone to move in at the beginning of June. Please let me know if you are interested.

Comments

[sakeplz]

why do you need a roommate?

[blondferret]

So I can make my rent. I can't affording paying $1300 a month plus utilities. My best friend (who was my roommate) decided to go and take a job over in New York and he moved out at the end of last month. Not even bothering to find me a replacement roommate!

[sakeplz]

wooooah. I didnt know people not on the app could leave!

lol well if you need better rent stuff then come live in one of my places!

[blondferret]

Jirou, as generous as your offer is, I could never afford to live in one of the apartment you own. Also, it's HUGE! What would I do with all that space?

[sakeplz]

something fun? and I never said you would pay rent! lol I dont need money

how about you come look at the open places I have! if you love one its yours!

[sakeplz]

well..........

what you can see lmao

[blondferret]

Jirou, I just can't squat in one of your fancy apartments! I'm a grown man, and older than you by the way, I should be able to pay some sort of rent! I don't want to feel like I'm bumming off one of my friends!

[sakeplz]

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okay then I want a bottle of alcohol every month

[blondferret]

What? A bottle of alcohol? Are you serious? Like what kind of alcohol? Because you drink $4400 bottles of sake.

[sakeplz]

honey I OWN $4K sake.

I DRINK anything

[blondferret]

What about utilities and internet? Would that be covered by the uh... alcohol? Also, who is the buildings provider? Also, would there be a secure place for me to park my car?

[sakeplz]

all covered by me. and you can have whatever you want for a provider. Ill pay for it.

and lol Derry remember where youd be moving to for that last question!

[blondferret]

Got it, secure parking garage. What would be the minimum price for the said bottle of alcohol?

[Derek is starting to feel awkward because he's is actually starting to consider the option.]

[sakeplz]

whatever you wanna give me? I just want the alcohol!

[blondferret]

OK, I haven't said yes but... maybe I could see an apartment and get a feel for it?

[sakeplz]

lol sure! theres a bunch to pick from so Im sure youll find one you love

[blondferret]

Just give me a time in the afternoon and I can come over to see them.

[toobigtohandle]

You're not bumming off if he's offering, Derek. Besides it's not like either one of use needs the rent money.

[blondferret]

I mean... I suppose all that extra money could be used to pay off my student loans quicker...

But how are you two so chill about having someone just... live in one of your apartments for actually free. Most friends would just give them a super discounted rent.

[toobigtohandle]

You need help and we have what it takes to help out. That's all there is to it.

And nominally at least, Jirou is the owner so i'll go with whatever he decides.

[blondferret]

Thanks. I'll definitely have to think on it.

[Derek not going to mention he's about to cry with relief that has has such two great friends willing to help him out.]

[mercurio]

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[blondferret]

I don't have flyers but I could make some. What do you mean "into the whole retrospec stuff?" Simply put, I would prefer the roommate to be a on the app just so I don't have to explain all the crazy shit going on. It was odd explaining to my last roommate how I got an owl.

[thisloveisjustice]

I would offer to just move in, but we both know Blaise would try to murder me in my sleep.

[blondferret]

Let's be real here. Blaise hates you so much that if you moved in, he wouldn't kill you. He'd torment you for as long as he could, enjoying every moment of it.

[thisloveisjustice]

I really thought we'd come to an agreement earlier this year too.

[blondferret]

It must have only been a short term truce.

[thisloveisjustice]

I feel so betrayed.

[blondferret]

Well, it's not like you've spent any time with him really. He apparently likes Kenta, though that could be because Kenta brought him homemade cat treats made by his personal chef.

[thisloveisjustice]

Homemade cat treats. Yeah, I don't think my cooking skills are up to that level. Your cat is so spoiled.

[blondferret]

Don't pets deserve the best you can afford? Plus, Kenta and Jirou are rich. Would you expect any less of them?

[thisloveisjustice]

My body deserves the best I can afford, but does that mean I do it? No.

[blondferret]

That's because you spend all of your money on expensive shoes.

[thisloveisjustice]

We all have our vices. Mine just happens to be wearable.

[blondferret]

At least Blaise can return affection unlike your shoes.

[thisloveisjustice]

The only person your car feels any form of affection for is you. At least my shoes aren't persnickety.

[blondferret]

My CAR? I wasn't aware you personified inanimate objects so strongly Tatsuo.

[thisloveisjustice]

omg that was a typo and you know it

[blondferret]

Was it? Was it really a typo? Or are you just trying to hide the fact you personify vehicles, shoes, and other inanimate objects?

[thisloveisjustice]

Let's not get off topic. Your cat is evil.

[blondferret]

I'm not denying the fact that Blaise is mean mate. But I can't really do anything about it. I didn't know he was so mean when I adopted him. He acted like an angel when I met him.

[thisloveisjustice]

So basically he manipulated you.

[blondferret]

Yes he did. But in retrospect, isn't that somewhat adorable?

[thisloveisjustice]

if you say so

[blondferret]

I'm sure you will understand one day when you have your own pet. Someday you'll be a crazy pet parent.

[thisloveisjustice]

uh huh. suuuuuuuure i will.