loudmouths: (๐ŸŒŸ live free or die soft)
asano โghostfuckerโž keigo ([personal profile] loudmouths) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-09 11:25 pm

ATTENTION BUSINESS OWNERS

Keigo Higashino shared a photo.
3/9/17 near Recollรฉ University

So, there are plenty of people who own their own businesses around here! What's the biggest hurdle in owning a small business? Prices? Supply and demand? WRONG. ADVERTISING!! Not everyone has the skills to make an eye-catching ad to grab in those sweet, sweet customers, so what are you to do? Do people even know what your business looks like? Would they be able to pick it out on a map? What about your products?? You can't just expect people to take your word for it, can you?! No!

So, that's where I come in! I, Keigo Higashino, am offering up my impressive photography skills to all of you business owners out there! Check it: that photo was taken last Spring at the lovely, historical and beautiful Shinjuku Gyoen Botanical Gardens by yours truly! Pretty good, right? Now, imagine your business taken with this divine camera I possess! You'd be raking patrons faster than ever!

Of course, my services are also available to those who might not own a business of their own yet, too! Aspiring actors, don't overpay at a studio when you could get top-notch quality headshots from me instead! Musicians, I'll gladly help you create some awesome cover art for your debut single! I'm here to help! Just shoot me a message if you're interested and we can work together to make you shine!



[ ooc; pretend this was posted at a decent time of day, i'm gomen ]
frostythehitman: (controlling)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-03-19 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. They're all here:

[ Insert link with shitty photos of his notebook containing doodles of everything described above. I'm too lazy to actually draw this out right now, but you get the idea. ]

I'll let you know once I've actually got money for something.
Edited 2017-03-19 22:27 (UTC)