6/8 A petition + open invitation (June catch-all)

[avengeme]

Phillip J. Coulson 6/8 near Veia Village

Leave a signature and maybe you too will be spared. I'm sure many of you are well aware of the dangers alien life can pose to human civilization. [Links to various alien movies on Netflicks] While Earth still has resources to spare, let's welcome any past, present, and future alien lifeforms peacefully! Granted. Change.org won't be the first place they look but I'll have this printed out to be presented to their leaders should the time come. Sign in support of peaceful resolutions. And if that doesn't work out, maybe they'll look at this list and just kinda keep us as slaves instead? Wait, that's not a good way to get people to sign up. Let's try that again. Sign and show that there are enough of us here on Earth who mean well and are not out to destroy the environment or our fellow humans! This is not Phil Coulson who works at Recolle High School. It's totally someone else. Also, while I'm here. Lucky (my dog) and I got our home back so we're opening up guest rooms and living room space to anyone who doesn't want to be alone while we get everything sorted out. We can do some of the fun and easy tasks in the meantime. I have a Crossbox and lots of board games. It'll be fun. [Insert home address here] Again this is not Phil Coulson the history teacher. ;)

((OOC: I figure this post can double for network and action. Coulson will be excited to try almost any of the tasks so feel free to come hang out over the month. I can be reached by PM or over at coulsonlives. Hit me with anything really. :3))

Comments

[promisedyou]

You do know the more you say that you're not the history teacher that works at the high school, the more that nobody's going to believe you, right?

[Action: Showing up at Phil's house]

[quiet_storm]

[Cloud happens to be carrying groceries when Phil opens the door.]

Hey, Phil. Want to see an alien artifact?

[sivard]

Not all of us are human, you know.

[frostythehitman]

[ holy shit. holy shit he can't believe it. it really is the history teacher. James can barely stop laughing long enough to make and post this. ]

From: Dylan Walker

[naught_again]

What the fuck, mate.

[devilsadvocato]

Haven't you heard the news Phil? WE'RE ALL ALIENS. Technically.

[1620]

Gamzee Makara

[ he did say to sign ]

[destiny_key]

um
mr coulson
you do know that when you post it automatically puts your real name on it right???

[vendettastool]

I'm pretty sure that I can use a ten year old IBM laptop with an extra disc player to cause most alien ships to crash and/or explode with a well-placed hack. All I need is someone to fly the ship so we can get to their HQ.

But that aside, are you enjoying being part of this thing?