EIGHT ✻ NETWORK

[mercurio]

real quick: i might need a garden
a super big garden

this guy's grown so much!
he insists on curling up on bed too
it is bringing chaos to my sleep*

isn't he beautiful?? he loves being in front of the camera too

heh
i'm so proud

*not actually a complaint

come look at how beautiful and bouncy my boy is

Comments

[quiet_storm]

Are you kidding? I'm going to be his jockey.

I'll split the prize money with you 50/50.

[mercurio]

50/50 sounds like a rip off
i'm the one whose sleep suffers bc of him!!

[quiet_storm]

What makes sleep suffer more?

Sleeping next to a warm ball of feathers or hearing WARK at random times all night from the next room?

[mercurio]

dude is this an official complaint cuz i'm gonna
buy you earplugs

cuz your comfort is very important to me

[quiet_storm]

This is not an official complaint.

I have no idea if he makes noise at night. I sleep like a rock.

[mercurio]

then i want more than just 50% of the winnings!!!

[quiet_storm]

50 percent after all his living expenses, including the most expensive greens available?

I'm going to have to spend a lot of time training him to race.

[Especially because Cloud doesn't know the first thing about chocobo racing.]

[mercurio]

have you ever even ridden a chocobo before...

[quiet_storm]

That's why it has to be a lot of time training.

[mercurio]

what type of training is it! if it's running i can do that with him in the park!

[quiet_storm]

He needs to learn stuff like stop, and go, and turn left.

But he can't until he's big enough to carry somebody on his back.

[mercurio]

he's already a pretty obedient boy though

[quiet_storm]

Sure, in English.

But he doesn't understand what pressing your heels in means, or lowering the reins.

[Cloud makes a mental note to ask someone what those mean.]

[mercurio]

he's never had a saddle on

[quiet_storm]

And he won't until he's big enough.

[mercurio]

you're really into this
forrrrrrr no particular reason??

[quiet_storm]

I need to have SOME special chocobo related talent.

With a chocobo whisperer for a brother.