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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
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30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[sketchythief]

nnnno...

why do you want to know so badly?!

[maskreant]

with a large Japanese population, it would be weird if there wasn't.

to answer your question, yes.

[twostringsonebow]

The line between love and hate is a fine one, at times.
I happen to be feeling both.

private;

[akatatai]

[Honestly.... There's a part of him that had his suspicions the whole time, but it's still surprising to hear something like this from Tsukasa, and Izumi has to take a moment to come up with the best way to respond.]

That's... I mean, I don't think it's quite what you're thinking, but

You know you can always talk to me too, right?

[maskreant]

it wasn't even for me.

it was for a friend.

private;

[stressweets]

I'm just saying, Izumi ♪
But um
Sure I know

[ not... that he might do that, anyway, but. ]

It's just difficult...~
I'll text you about it some other time though.

[stressweets]

Well, yes, but...
We also have police, so...

Why are you involved with them.
How.
You're not that much older than me, right? If you're around Goro's age.

[twostringsonebow]

Right, they're not like the ones who want pieces of our hair or whatever real celebrities deal with.
They're just living vicariously through us, or something like that.

Has anyone used your picture for a dating site yet?

[stressweets]

[ senpai...... ]

I'm touched you're so concerned about me.


[ sarcasm doesn't carry well over text fuck ]

[maskreant]

i'm a dad.

[maskreant]

hello.

[maskreant]

it's all a front for charity.

[stressweets]

Do they really?
That's pretty unbelievable, but I guess weirder things already happen in this city, so...
Oh, oh, do you know Benzaiten? Have you seen her in person, or however that works?
She's my favorite ♪

[adoringpast]

well someone has to
leo brought it up to me as well so im not surprised this fucking escalated

[stressweets]

Cradle robber.
Not to mention thinking about those kinds of things.

[windeity]

how did you discover we were in the presence of the last unicorn?

[windeity]

your idea, or his?

[stressweets]

...Leonii knows about this kind of thing?
Well.
I hope he doesn't see this.

[adoringpast]

i hope so to

[ LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT KASA-KUN ]

[maskreant]

the fact that you still remember concerns me.

[maskreant]

anyway, there's no age limit to meet shady people.

granted, the Yakuza i know have been nice.

[maskreant]

i wouldn't call myself that.

to be honest, i didn't expect anyone to give actual money. i'm doing this to help stabilize the layers in Chata.

[adoringpast]

for catfishing?
god i sure hope not
or if someone has, they'd better pray i'd never find out

[sketchythief]

yeah i figured since i saw the list too but its still nice to give to charity!

and i heard of stories of you being really nice

[maskreant]

because he's a phantom thief, isn't he?