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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[fabrefactions]

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... He feels he speaks for everyone when he asks... ]

Why?

[fiddlestick]

+1

[fabrefactions]

[ From somewhere probably across the floors of their home, Yusuke and Elliot's social link just ranked up out of sheer Gamzee related confusion.

I'm proud of them. ]

You were not aware of this project at all, Elliot?

[fiddlestick]

[I'm so proud of them too. SOCIAL LINK GO]

No.
I know Akira was going on about a Dave protection squad back in February.
But I thought it was just some weird one-time joke.

I didn't even know he KNEW Gamzee.

[fabrefactions]

I have a feeling everyone knows Gamzee.

[ NOT NECESSARILY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO... ]

He has done a remarkable job of arranging this then. I do not remember seeing any plans or ideas scattered around our room.

[fiddlestick]

Really? How do you know him?

Yeah, he must've done this in utmost secrecy...or reall quickly. [...] I wonder if Dave knows about it.

[fabrefactions]

He did mine and Haru's tattoo, back in January.

[ Whomp whomp. ]

One or the other. Seeing as he seems to have access to Dave's comic and photos, I would hope he does...?

[fiddlestick]

Oh wow. [That's brave] I know him as another street musician. And he was my first roommate's dealer.....

[Welp]

Yeah...guess we'll see.

[1620]

churros
me and gatito are like cheese and guayaba

[fiddlestick]

Oh.
Okay?

[That makes no sense to him]

[1620]

like check it

have you ever seen something so perfect

[fiddlestick]

Er...

Actually it looks a little like my Aunt Fairweather's jello dish.

[1620]

the real question is why the fuck not

[fabrefactions]

[ I MEAN. HE CAN'T. ARGUE? ]

Was there a purpose... or a goal... or is this just to get Dave apple juice?

[1620]

nah yusky this is for the less fortunate*
drives that need some money raising bizarsonists to blaze it, create it
so i hope you can relate it or relay it ;o)

*and for my abuelita and my roomie and all my primas to come back

[fabrefactions]

[ "yusky" ... ]

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[ translating Gamzee to Comprehensible. ]

So, a charity drive and Dave is the means and excuse to have this happen in the first place?

[1620]

exactly
took the words right outta my mouth!

[fabrefactions]

That is an interesting way to go about things, but using someone known to a number of people on the app is not a bad idea either.

[maskreant]

because buying a waffle truck is impossible and also expensive.

[fabrefactions]

we could just make waffles? Have a waffle evening.

[maskreant]

that isn't the point of the waffle truck.

i was going to have Goro's face on the advertisement and print collateral.

[fabrefactions]

Is the point of a waffle truck not, ultimately, waffles?

If you want a picture of Goro so much, I am happy to paint you one.

[maskreant]

[ Yusuke. ]

it's waffles because Goro likes waffles, but ultimately it's a revenge plot against my boyfriend.

[fabrefactions]

[ Oh of course it is. ]

What are you seeking revenge for this time?

[twostringsonebow]

I would love it if you put my face on a waffle truck.

[NOTHING BRINGS HIM MORE JOY. SENA WOULD BE SO PROUD OF HIM TOO? ADVERTISING? AMAZING.]