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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-19 11:52 am

2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go


Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

  • Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
  • $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
  • $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
  • $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
  • $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

stressweets: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. (097. a dog and pony show)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not even surprised you know this, Mr. Conspiracy Documentary Watcher.
twostringsonebow: (17 will it unleash me?)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It has been my personal experience that the sooner you give someone what they want, the sooner the embarrassment ends.
Whether that is crying or explaining otherkin.

But I digress. I actually found out because
ah
I have seen some fans of Secchan and I... who claim to be "kin" with us. They are ridiculed, of course, but I'm not sure if I should be flattered.
(Those are called "factkin" for the record.)


[real people kinning is... a thing.]

Regardless, I was intrigued.
stressweets: . Always expect the best from your friends and never assume the worst. Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart. (063. party of one)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHE ]

I think that's a step above in terms of unhealthiness.
Especially if they're factkin with Sena-senpai.
twostringsonebow: (83 oh what's the use?)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Being factkin with Secchan would improve one's health, though not mentally.
He's so fastidious in his diet... I've always admired that about him, how serious he is about himself.
It's truly one of his charm points. Along with his concern of others.
stressweets: Bein' honest sure gets hard when it seems like the truth might hurt somepony you care about. But I think believin' a lie can end up hurtin' them even more. Maybe some ponies don't care about that – but I sure ain't one of them. (018. leap of faith)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's unhealthy how health-focused he is, actually.
There has to be limits, right...?
twostringsonebow: (04 the question to be asked)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
For a model?
No.
We are hawked over constantly; any change in our physique is monitored and diets appropriate adjusted.
It's a very strict business, Tsukasa. Only those who have a perfectionist's nature and the will to survive harsh environments dare to venture forth.


[and if you just Really want attention.]
stressweets: The Starlight I love is passionate, lively, and yeah, sometimes angry. Those are my favorite parts of you. That, and the fact that you forgive me every time. (071. all bottled up)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then isn't being a model just unhealthy.
I guess I mean more mentally than anything, but mental-emotional-physical is all tied together, isn't it?
twostringsonebow: (28 by each and every single)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, but I assure you, you needn't worry.
We're capable of handling ourselves... at the most, it's a burden stress-wise, but we have our ways of dealing with it.
I like to exercise, for instance, and spending time with Akira relaxes me as well.
So it isn't as bad as it sounds, I promise. It's intensive, but generally rewarding.
stressweets: We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for. (057. the return of harmony)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WORRIES FOREVER— ]

As long as you two are happy and okay, then okay.
adoringpast: (your papa-paparazzi)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-19 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
are you
seriously telling everyone about people kinning us


[ he's revoking your friendship card boyo ]
twostringsonebow: (09 moments of calm)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?

[secchan pls]
adoringpast: (um)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
you're tainting my junior
he didn't need to know all this crap?!
delete this thread
twostringsonebow: (19 i'm a shape shifter)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Secchan...
He already knew quite a bit, you know.
I'm sorry.
adoringpast: (yellow dance and return)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
and whose fault is that?!

ugh, whatever
those kinds of people are gone from this fucking city anyway
or at least i like to think that no one in their right mind is a fucking otherkin in this godforksaken app
twostringsonebow: (71 you think ill look alright with these)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The internet, probably.
He is living in the same age as you and I.

What if they were? Would you judge them?
adoringpast: (side glance)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-19 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
duh, who do you take me for
don't they have identities of their own instead of idolizing people like us
it's pathetic
twostringsonebow: (11 an empty glass)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-20 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Most of the time they're dealing with other things, Secchan.
It's an unhealthy form of escapism.
I wouldn't judge them, just... hope they get the help they need.
adoringpast: (this bitch)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-20 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
well it's not as if they're doing anything harmful
so long as we continue avoiding tumblr and shit we're good
twostringsonebow: (79 ooh ooh)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Right, they're not like the ones who want pieces of our hair or whatever real celebrities deal with.
They're just living vicariously through us, or something like that.

Has anyone used your picture for a dating site yet?
adoringpast: (super happy)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
for catfishing?
god i sure hope not
or if someone has, they'd better pray i'd never find out
twostringsonebow: (17 will it unleash me?)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I almost hope someone has for me.
I'd like to know the kinds of things they attached to my face.
Interests, type of person they're into, that sort of thing.

But I would also sue them for defamation of character and misuse of copyright material, so they'd better hope I don't find out as well.
stressweets: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. (097. a dog and pony show)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ senpai...... ]

I'm touched you're so concerned about me.


[ sarcasm doesn't carry well over text fuck ]
adoringpast: (iconic sena face)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
well someone has to
leo brought it up to me as well so im not surprised this fucking escalated
stressweets: Bein' honest sure gets hard when it seems like the truth might hurt somepony you care about. But I think believin' a lie can end up hurtin' them even more. Maybe some ponies don't care about that – but I sure ain't one of them. (018. leap of faith)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
...Leonii knows about this kind of thing?
Well.
I hope he doesn't see this.
adoringpast: (your papa-paparazzi)

[personal profile] adoringpast 2018-06-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
i hope so to

[ LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT KASA-KUN ]