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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
$10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
$25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
$50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
$100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ after goro laid out the explanation-- ]

im not sure whether to be disappointed that its not some cool magic thing now

[ N NO ]

I'm sorry.
I wish it was something cool instead of something incredibly delusional instead.

theres nothing to be sorry for! i still dont think i fully get it but if people suddenly start acting like horses, i wonder if that warrants for an exorcist....

No, I think a therapist would be more help.

that works too

but i feel like retrospec would eventually bring over someone thats actually not humanoid as a human...

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, I guess.
I'd feel really bad for them though...
I think I'd have an existential crisis.

i think most of us are having an existential crisis as it is

being another species sounds like a really tough problem

I wonder if it's insensitive to ask the rest of the userbase that kind of thing?
I'm morbidly curious about how they're handling it and all... If we have any like that.

i remember someone saying they were a robot or implied that they were

it didnt look like they were handling it well but this was a long time ago and i never talked to them...

if i remember right someone was a cat?

A cat, a robot...
What's next, an actual alien?

i kinda wanna meet an alien one day if it does exist

tsukasa... how would you feel about a horse being one though

[ ngl i've considered reviewing mlp and apping rarity so. ]

I don't know how I'd feel.
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous or anything... Horses can't eat hotpot, after all.
They can't use the internet either... Or open doors, or sleep in normal beds, or anything like that.
On the other hand, you could give your crush a ride, which I guess is kind of romantic?
Wait, that sort of reminds me of a game I played. It was weird, but the story wasn't actually that bad.

...

tsukasa, youre piquing my curiosity all day today

but should i ask... i kinda wanna ask

giving your crush a ride sounds fun though but its not something i thought about before

[ Tsukasa... should stop typing... that's what he's learning...... ]

It's called UmaPrince.
I actually sort of enjoy it, mostly because it's really dumb and ridiculous and it knows it, so it goes all the way with it...?

[ we're all learning things today ]

it sounds like one of those self aware games that i heard about. sounds fun!

ive been meaning to tell you but i kept forgetting but i saw an episode of a series called umagirls and it was pretty lighthearted

do you watch it?

I don't actually watch a lot of anime on my own, but that looks really cute... ♪
I'll check it out!!!

[ i played umaprince for tsukasa i guess i'm watching umagirls for him. ]

Thank you for mentioning it ♪
Um, do you want to watch it together..?
If you were interested in it or anything like that.

[ they're a mobage too if you want to go all the way... ]

sure! i already watched the first episode so im sure that ill watch more of it :D

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[ YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN— ]

does this mean you kin with that guy with dark purple hair?

[ when are you going to fucking tell him does he have to keep doing this ]