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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[akatatai]

It's not like I go seeking it out!!!

What's the weirdest thing someone has ever commissioned you for?

[fabrefactions]

...

...

I am exercising my right to silence.

[akatatai]

That's enough of an answer on its own...
(But you have to tell me during our next shift together)

[fabrefactions]

[ Mrrrggr. ]

I did a favour for Akira, and it spiralled out of control. And made a worryingly decent amount of money.

[akatatai]

It was Akira? Out of all the commissions you've done?

That's

...

Okay

[H M M.]

[maskreant]

i am supporting a friend and a local artist.

[akatatai]

I think that's great!





And I'll support whatever weird things you're into, too

[maskreant]

it wasn't even for me.

it was for a friend.

[akatatai]

Since I can't get it out of Yusuke, can you tell me what it was?
Now I'm really curious!

[fabrefactions]

Please do not, I am trying to stop people asking me to make them.

[akatatai]

Make? So it's not a drawing?

When you put it like that... > < I'll stop pressuring you

[fabrefactions]

It is a drawing. But it is a drawing made into something.

And that is about all you will get from me.

[maskreant]

i can't because it would put my life in danger.

[ YOSUKE IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN THIS POST ]

[akatatai]

.......
It's that bad?

[maskreant]

no, but said friend is the type to overreact.

[stressweets]

Akira's involved in a lot of things people would never want to talk about, isn't he.

[maskreant]

yeah.

i'm even friends with the Yakuza.

[stressweets]

We have Yakuza in this city?

[maskreant]

with a large Japanese population, it would be weird if there wasn't.

to answer your question, yes.

[stressweets]

Well, yes, but...
We also have police, so...

Why are you involved with them.
How.
You're not that much older than me, right? If you're around Goro's age.

[maskreant]

i'm a dad.

[stressweets]

Cradle robber.
Not to mention thinking about those kinds of things.

[maskreant]

the fact that you still remember concerns me.

[maskreant]

anyway, there's no age limit to meet shady people.

granted, the Yakuza i know have been nice.

[fabrefactions]

... it does seem to end up that way, yes.