is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

[belowaverage]

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?

I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.

That's not a hypothetical example.

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[mincingminuet]

...Wat.

[belowaverage]

Gigantic boobs. I wish I could show you a picture.

[mincingminuet]

On Sir Francis Drake. The very male, very British dude.

...you're serious.

[belowaverage]

I wish I wasn't.

[mincingminuet]

Are we talking hilarious levels of huge? Because I'm looking at a Google image of the dude and imagining it...

[belowaverage]

We're talking 'how do you even stand with those huge things' kind of big. I don't know what cup size because I don't think about bra sizes that much but they've got to be at least F or something.

[mincingminuet]

man, her poor back. Er. His poor back.

And you are sure it's Drake and not like, his sister?

[belowaverage]

I don't even know what to do for his/her pronouns now.

100% sure it's actually Francis Drake.

[mincingminuet]

Okay. Freaky weird.

Uh to answer the question. No, I can safely say my other self wasn't from Earth though. Unless Earth has animal people and is called Ivalice.

[belowaverage]

I've gotten used to past worlds having magic and animal people and shit. Which says a lot about what people can get used to.

[mincingminuet]

Yeah. How about sky pirates. You've seen my airship too.

I'm still adjusting to the whole "my other self had demonic minions" thing. But real history with tatas? That sure is a thing.

[belowaverage]

I've been on an airship. One that doesn't fly, but it's still supposed to be an airship, the captain just kind of sucks at that part.

[mincingminuet]

Mine flies :V

[belowaverage]

Do you actually have it here?

[mincingminuet]

Yes. I do. using it to get around since my car got destroyed.

[belowaverage]

Then you are the superior airship captain.

[mincingminuet]

font face="courier">Yo ho, yo ho.

But seriously. this is all pretty bizarre. I mean, in all seriousness, memories that come up on the network keep getting weirder and weirder.

[belowaverage]

Maybe they were trying to ease us in gently?

[mincingminuet]

Maybe? I specifically remember being adopted by a lizard and one of my childhood friends in this life trying to murder me as early as last May though.

[me_matey]

Excuse you, buddy, is that any way to talk to your captain?!

[belowaverage]

Well I'm not wrong about you not making it fly!

[me_matey]

Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it so plainly like that!

[belowaverage]

How am I supposed to say it??

[me_matey]

How about not saying it?!

[belowaverage]

Learn to fly it and it won't be a problem!