retrospec | is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

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is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird? I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird. That's not a hypothetical example.

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I've been on an airship. One that doesn't fly, but it's still supposed to be an airship, the captain just kind of sucks at that part.

Mine flies :V

Do you actually have it here?

Yes. I do. using it to get around since my car got destroyed.

Edited (you have failed me for the last time html.) 2018-07-25 19:59 (UTC)

Then you are the superior airship captain.

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But seriously. this is all pretty bizarre. I mean, in all seriousness, memories that come up on the network keep getting weirder and weirder.

Maybe they were trying to ease us in gently?

Maybe? I specifically remember being adopted by a lizard and one of my childhood friends in this life trying to murder me as early as last May though.