is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

[belowaverage]

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?

I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.

That's not a hypothetical example.

Comments

[me_matey]

Excuse you, buddy, is that any way to talk to your captain?!

[belowaverage]

Well I'm not wrong about you not making it fly!

[me_matey]

Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it so plainly like that!

[belowaverage]

How am I supposed to say it??

[me_matey]

How about not saying it?!

[belowaverage]

Learn to fly it and it won't be a problem!

[me_matey]

It's not that easy and you know it! I don't even understand how it's powered!

[belowaverage]

Stick some sails on it or something!

[me_matey]

-...-

I should have stuck you in the main cannon.

[belowaverage]

That probably would have hurt less than dropping a whale on me.

[me_matey]

A) That wasn't real

2) The cannon is.

[belowaverage]

Point taken. Sorry.