is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

[belowaverage]

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?

I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.

That's not a hypothetical example.

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[promisedyou]

If she also has magic, maybe she used it to make her boobs that big?

I promised I wouldn't tell but I can at least tell you that he's one of the more obscure historical figures from the Three Kingdoms era. ☆

[belowaverage]

Why would you ever willingly do that?

I'm never going to guess, my Chinese history is badddd.

[promisedyou]

Grow boobs? I mean, they say flat is justice, but having big boobs is really nice, you know...

And that's too bad. Because I'm not allowed to tell.

[belowaverage]

Nice enough to be worth all the back pain?

[promisedyou]

I don't know, is it really that painful?

[belowaverage]

Obviously I don't know from experience, but that's what everyone says.

[promisedyou]

Geez, who is this 'everyone'... it's not that big of a deal.

[belowaverage]

Maybe your boobs just aren't that big?

[promisedyou]

I have F cups.

F. Cups.

[belowaverage]

Look, don't ask me, I am not of the boob-having persuasion.

[promisedyou]

I'm polling all the girls in my next post. Just you wait.

[belowaverage]

I accept no responsibility for this.

Also Drake's chest was bigger than yours.

[promisedyou]

... That sounds like you were staring at her boobs.

[belowaverage]

I tried not to! Which is a pain and a half when they're eye level!

[promisedyou]

That sounds like a fake statement.

[belowaverage]

Your chest is a fake statement.

[promisedyou]

Ha ha, very mature.

[belowaverage]

Well it's still not that big!

[promisedyou]

They're F cups! They're bigger than most average girls' boobs!!

[belowaverage]

Somebody who's supposed to be a guy has bigger ones!

[promisedyou]

Okay, so she's clearly not a guy then!! People just miswrote their gender in history or whatever.

[belowaverage]

Somebody should have noticed that!

[promisedyou]

I said 'miswrote', but like... people make history out on paper differently than the actual events sometimes, you know.

[belowaverage]

So what, they just decided to record Francis Drake as a man because it'd look bad if a legendary navigator was a woman?

[promisedyou]

I mean, that's totally possible, isn't it?