TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[fabrefactions]

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Dare I ask why you're in jail in the first place?

[compendiem]

You don't dare.

[fabrefactions]

[ x doubt ]

Is it something embarrassing?

[compendiem]

I'm not embarrassed.

[ but is it something embarrassing............. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ You have no shame, so. Fair. ]

Which doesn't mean it wasn't embarrassing...

[compendiem]

It wasn't embarrassing
me
or Souji, probably

[fabrefactions]

Probably.

But it might be to someone out there. Did you get caught doing something weird?

[ It's a guessing game!! ]

[compendiem]

Pretty usual for the police. Don't think they were embarrassed either.

[fabrefactions]

I would have thought that would make it worse...

[compendiem]

Hence why we need bail

[fabrefactions]

How much is your bail?

[ He's a poor starving artist so he ain't playing it. ]

[compendiem]

Couple hundred. Plus the pizza tip.

[tarotcards]

ur soul

& another cat body pillow commission

[compendiem]

also batteries
please bring batteries

[tarotcards]

bc the popo hate fun

[fabrefactions]

Your definition of fun must be very different to theirs, then.

[tarotcards]

ofc

not v fair to put us in jail 4 fun

[fabrefactions]

You probably did something to deserve it, though.

[tarotcards]

u have such little faith in us :(

[fabrefactions]

I know you.

[tarotcards]

no u dont

traitor

[fabrefactions]

This is entirely on brand for you.

I'm just being factual.

[tarotcards]

what on brand

explain

[fabrefactions]

You doing bizarre things for no clear reason. Like commissioning body pillows of your cat. Or wearing body pillow covers and scaring my housemates.

[ YOU explain. ]

[tarotcards]

thats called FUN

dont b a party pooper