TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[long_live_the_queen]

do I get to shake an answer out of you too

[compendiem]

........I was going to say "if you can reach me behind bars" but you can do that, huh

[long_live_the_queen]

yeah

just a little

[compendiem]

What if I hide behind Souji

[long_live_the_queen]

I have two hands Minato

[Or four. Or six. Or however many were drawn on a specific page.]

[compendiem]

He's hard to shake. Hopefully he'll take two.[ or four or six ]

[tarotcards]

dont use me as ur shield

[compendiem]

I own your arm. I can at least shield vital organs.

[tarotcards]

i thought u were going 2 eat my arm

not use as a shield

[compendiem]

I'll tear off your arm and do with it what I want

[tarotcards]

y do u treat me like a piece of meat

am i not ur friend

[compendiem]

We're hos, Souji

[tarotcards]

yea but ur getting demoted to my 2nd fav ho real quick

[compendiem]

You own my hand, remember? We're equals now.

[tarotcards]

ur hand's smaller than my arm

[compendiem]

Intricacy makes up for size

[tarotcards]

it hasnt done anything good 4 me tho

[compendiem]

You just haven't given it a chance yet
Go on

[tarotcards]

fine








can it turn into a cat 4 me

[compendiem]

I said give it a chance not demand a miracle

it can do that thing where it smushes your face when you try to sleep

[tarotcards]

that sounds like attempted murder

[compendiem]

Haha yeah

[tarotcards]

popo

please

help

im stuck w a murderer

[compendiem]

There's no escape for you in here, Souji
If you leave now, the pizza place has only this prison cell number for delivery

[tarotcards]

ill take the pizza b4 it ever arrives here so u can starve