TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

I'll trade you the arm for the face

[tarotcards]

u gotta sweeten the deal more

[compendiem]

I'll throw in my other hand too
and a kneecap

[tarotcards]

ok deal

what do u want w my face

[compendiem]

I don't know. Maybe I'll shave your eyebrows

[tarotcards]

i thought u loved me :(

[compendiem]

I'll spare one eyebrow, then
because I love you

[tarotcards]

thx

can u shave my left eyebrow then. i like my right 1

[compendiem]

Together we'll have a complete set of eyebrows

[tarotcards]

i like this matching w hos buiness

how about we also shave half of our heads so we complete each other

[compendiem]

I guess I could get an undercut...
You'd have to shave your bangs off
show off our matching eyebrows

[tarotcards]

but my bangs r wat defines me

[compendiem]

We have to match. My hair's not even enough to be like yours
Make the sacrifice

[tarotcards]

ok fine
ask some1 2 bring scissors w the batteries & food

[compendiem]

Are you saying you can't tear out your hair with your bare hands
What happened to your guns

[tarotcards]

my guns would rip out my scalp w my hair

[compendiem]

ww gross

[tarotcards]

i can do it 2 u if u want

[compendiem]

Do it

[tarotcards]

i hope ur ready 2 see ur skull

[compendiem]

Are you gouging out an eyeball too? Or am I supposed to see my reflection in the toilet?

[tarotcards]

wat do u prefer

[compendiem]

At least take out my right eyeball.

[tarotcards]

but i like ur left 1
i want to take that 1

[compendiem]

My hair doesn't part the other way. It won't work.