TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

Not if the child was in immediate danger, as yours is here.
You're in jail and have ten minutes.
Possibly less now, wasting battery as you are.
I suppose, for a fee, I will do what I can to ensure that this family isn't parted.
Would that be alright?

[compendiem]

How many slices of pizza do you want?

[twostringsonebow]

Three.

[compendiem]

Deal. You can have Souji's share.

[twostringsonebow]

Thank you.
Now, to spin this into your favor, we'll put a poor light on those that brought you in -- whether they realized you had something like a child with you or not, the fact of the matter is that they have given you nothing to support her with and most likely have put you, Souji, and Mini Cream-san under emotional distress as a result.
This can be stretched under the umbrella of abuse in the prison system, so make sure you plead and embellish the story. Really sell that you're attached to the Tomogachi, it's important to convince the jury of their mistreatment of your mental stability.

[compendiem]

Easy. Mini Cream-san is the light and love of our lives and we would do anything for her
How dare they treat us like this
I demand a court settlement

[twostringsonebow]

Very good.
I'm on my way, so please stay alive until then.

[God, there's just gonna be a mismatched group of individuals wanting pizza and the release of the distressed trio.]

Do inform Souji of the good news. As well as his part of the fee ☆

[compendiem]

I told him but please hurry. He's about to eat mini Cream-san

[twostringsonebow]

Kill him if you have to and blame it on your mental state.

[compendiem]

I'm prepared to gnaw off his arm. Hopefully that will stall him long enough.

[twostringsonebow]

[He. Does not doubt this in the least, actually, and heads to the bank to pick up the money first.]

Just how much do you need, anyway..? At this point. I can't imagine you two have done something worth thousands.

[compendiem]

Couple hundred
Extra would be better though. Buy some extra yard time.

[twostringsonebow]

[Hhhhhhhhh. Five hundred it is, he'll write a check out for a bail.]

I'll see you then.

[He's also. Getting tools for them, since apparently they're going to get batteries, and not a single person on this post is going to remember the basics. Screwdriver, a small razor, and... cigarettes, for trading.

That's a good grocery list. Perfect, perfect.]

[compendiem]

[ cigarettes for trading...... Goro is their new best friend, their number one ho ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Remember this kindness in the future, Minato. Pay your dues to the Akechis.]