TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

Fine. Eat your limbs. I promised three of your pizza slices to Akechi, so it works out.

[tarotcards]

what!!!!!!!!!!!

why my slices!!!!!!!!!!

[compendiem]

It's either that or you eat mini Cream-san and I couldn't stand by and let that happen

[tarotcards]

mini cream-san will be safe in my stomach tho

away from akechis gross hands

[compendiem]

How will we feed and clean her without gutting you, though

[tarotcards]

i guess we just have 2 hope 4 the best

start praying

[compendiem]

Dear god please let mini Cream-san survive the long and arduous journey through Souji's gastrointestinal tract

[tarotcards]

plz also have minato give up 3 slices of pizza to make up 4 giving away mine

thx god

[compendiem]

God can do only so much

[tarotcards]

do i need to convince u somehow 2 find it in ur <3 to give up ur slices instead

[compendiem]

That might be tougher than appealing to god, but you can try

[tarotcards]

do it 4 me minato
dont u love me
do it 4 our love

[compendiem]

Do I love you more than pizza though.....

[tarotcards]

yes
say yes

[compendiem]

Hm. I guess the answer is yes.
But if there were garlic bread sticks included in the order, you would be doomed. No competition.

[tarotcards]

well ofc
i dont think any1 is more important than garlic bread
i would probably kill u 4 some

[compendiem]

That should have been the original post
Instead of asskicking, "Bring garlic bread or I'll shank Minato right here and now"

[tarotcards]

o shit ur right
is it 2 late to delete the post and repost it

[compendiem]

Hmm. If we delete it, people might forget about what food to bring.
But it's a post we can make any time, with or without jail.

[tarotcards]

tru
lets make it when we get out
lets see if we got more food

[ im tempted to make this post now ]

[compendiem]

We'll never have to buy groceries again

[ do it

while I have an hour and a half before I'm free ]

[tarotcards]

ur so smart minato
this is y we r friends

[ well shit now i gotta. do you wanna make this another joint point ]

[compendiem]

I hope you didn't befriend me for my intelligence

[ bc he would be so disappointed then. as Nanashi says it, Minato is "a freaking dumbass"

also yes♥ ]

[tarotcards]

i came 4 ur looks
stayed 4 ur bad influence

[compendiem]

Poor misguided soul
You'll never escape