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TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

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I can guarantee he is as good at listening as I am

i want to meet minato corpse right now then

hold still minato this will b painless

Have some patience, Souji. At least honor my last wish and kill me in my sleep.

i heard being smothered is like going 2 sleep

Are your arms strong enough to smother me if I own one of them?

have u seen these guns
they are strong enough 4 anything

Alright
I'll trust you to make it quick

close ur eyes minato and think of some pretty flowers

alfiht i'm trusting you souhi

[ typing on the tomogachi with his eyes closed is sure a thing ]

[ and now that it's a new month and i am not afraid to move this thread into action, souji will just reach over and then... ]

[ ... lightly caress minato's face ]

[ why ]

...Let me die.

[ why not ]

Your time will come soon enough like it comes to all humans.

[ pokes him in the cheek, back off ]

It'll come eventually, but not soon enough.

[ no. his hand is still covering minato's face, awkwardly caressing it ]

Good things happen to those who wait, you know.

I stopped caring about a painless death. Give me a quick messy one.

I only know about slow and messy ones.

How do you manage to make suffocation messy...?

[ It is literally the cleanest death, no evidence left over at all. ]

Do you want to see...?

[ 8))))))) ]

[ How is he supposed to see if he's the one going to die?

Deep breaths. Don't back down. ]

Do your worst.

[ you asked for this, minato. you can't back down because souji will go in and... ]

[ ... open minato's mouth to see if he can fit his FIST into it ]

[ The tongue is one of the strongest muscles in the body and it's still no match for Souji's FIST. He tries valiantly to gnaw a finger off, though. ]

[ this isn't how fisting is supposed to work. stop trying to get rid of my characters' appendages, minato ]

Hey, stop that.

[ Your characters' appendages are dangerous and unnecessary.

He will give Souji a chance, though, and open his jaws to let Souji either retrieve his hand, or chance punching Minato in the back of the throat.

> This is a very important decision. You must choose wisely. ]

[ souji could retrieve his hand in a normal way by opening minato's jaws but what if he just ignores both of those options and just ]

[ uses his free hand to tickle minato's sides instead ]