TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

Right
There were stab wounds but no gun shots
I was innocent

[reaquila]

Takes a genius to figure that out.



You're kind of stupid but this is a bit much.

[compendiem]

Only kind of...
I'm not the one who mistook a stab wound for a gunshot wound

[reaquila]

What kind of idiot detective did that?

I hope they got fired or had pay deducted.

[compendiem]

No idea. It's a public safety thing, though. Probably. Detaining people with fake guns. Was released in two days- shouldn't be as long this time. Wasn't as bad.

[ No matter what he and Souji did, it couldn't have been as bad as being a murder suspect. ]

[reaquila]

It could have been avoided entirely.

Maybe you're just extra unlucky.

[Unlucky + being stupid would do it. ]

[compendiem]

Extra unlucky, probably. There shouldn't have been police in the area unless somebody called them...
Souji's neighbors are snitches.

[reaquila]

He needs to get new neighbors.

Or new priorities.



[Seems easier to fix yourself first.]

[compendiem]

I wonder what'd it take to convince all his neighbors to move out.
...
Actually, I think I can do that.

[reaquila]

Seriously?

You aren't joking this time are you?

[compendiem]

Nope. I don't joke.

[reaquila]

WTF how would you even do that

no rly tell me

[compendiem]

Remember when we fought in the tower together? I'll use my noodle dog to breathe on everybody.

[ Poison breath! RIP neighbors ]

[reaquila]

won't you like


kill them by doing that


i mean that's one way to do it

[compendiem]

Haha yeah

[reaquila]

rip

hope noodle dog never has to come outside

[compendiem]

Don't worry, I generally don't like pulling my Personas out in public, unlike a certain cellmate of mine.

[reaquila]

tell him 2 stop dat


unless he wants an ass kicking i guess

[compendiem]

Do you think anybody can kick his ass when he's got the power of god in his hands?

[reaquila]

yea


someone who goes for a sneak attack


that works on any1

[compendiem]

It'll have to be a one hit KO, or he'll take the chance to retaliate.

[reaquila]

sounds like someone should distract him first

then another person goes for the killing blow

ok seems legit

[compendiem]

That's right. We could coordinate it- which role do you want?

[reaquila]

you know i think i could distract him

w my bad singing


wait r we doing this for real

[compendiem]

Yeah. I want to hear you sing.