TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[maskreant]

we can just kill him.

[compendiem]

Alright. Let's do that.

[maskreant]

actually, the more he eats Elliot's cooking, the closer he is to death.

any day now, he'll expire.

[compendiem]

Why is he still eating Elliot's cooking? The most I supported Elliot's culinary endeavors was the $3k worth of gelato.

[maskreant]

i think he's either suicidal, a masochist, or legitimately likes it.

in your dreams? or in this life? because the gelato might be spiked with hot sauce.

[compendiem]

In this life. He put death coffee in it. Souji took most of the brunt of that one. I probably owe him my life.

[maskreant]

what if Souji is a cockroach?

[compendiem]

What do you mean "what if"

[maskreant]

i always called him a raccoon.

or a garbage disposal.

[compendiem]

Raccoons are cute. There are other indestructible omnivores to choose from, though.

[maskreant]

what do you think fits him best then?

[compendiem]

I never really thought about it. A piranha?

[maskreant]

i think he’s cuter than a piranha.

[compendiem]

Piranhas are cute.

[maskreant]

they are, but i think he’s cuter than one.

[compendiem]

Can you look at this face and tell me Souji is cuter?

[maskreant]

can you photoshop his face on that.

[compendiem]

"Which one of us is cuter, Ren"

[maskreant]

by the way, Clover said you find comfort with me.

is that true?

[compendiem]

Yeah.
Isn't that what I told you?

[maskreant]

did you? i might have not taken it seriously.

sorry.

[compendiem]

You dare scorn my affection? Apologize with your life.

[servileness]

What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams.

[maskreant]

[ speak of the fucking devil ]

it is a very small tiny detail of the dream.

[servileness]

[ and she fucking appears!! i just wanted to die over the piranha ]

First, I apologize.

Second, you worry me.