[barenaked ladies voice] IT'S BEEN way too long since i last posted here

[frostythehitman]

looking for some advice
preferably from other cyborgs
how do you take a shower like this without electrocuting yourself





turns out google isn't really helpful when it comes to this sort of thing

Comments

[idolworship]

besides prayer?
i suppose you could just wash around it
without a shower
very very carefully
i hope your place doesn't only have one restroom to it

[frostythehitman]

what do you mean without a shower
like with a garden hose instead

[idolworship]

that's a great idea ☆
it is summer, after all
so the weather is perfect
you'd likely better be able to
control the direction of the water, too

i might recommend swim trunks if you're
doing it outside but
i suppose those are optional, depending

[frostythehitman]

[ hE WASN'T BEING SERIOUS ]

so what you're saying is
i should shower outside
in my backyard
in full sight of everyone

[idolworship]

the law only applies to humans?
you're a cyborg?
it should be fine

( as if the legality of it were the only issue here, )

[frostythehitman]

i still have a human dick you know

[idolworship]

are you worried they'll take your dick to court?

[frostythehitman]

i don't know
does showing your dick off on a military base count as a war crime

[idolworship]

only if they felt threatened, right?
but for someone who was hesitant to hose off outside
that's bolder than i would've expected

[frostythehitman]

you think THAT'S the only reason someone wouldn't want to hose off outdoors?

[idolworship]

are you telling me there are other reasons?

[frostythehitman]

have YOU taken your showers with a hose in your yard, then

[idolworship]

that's not a question i'd ask if
i weren't prepared for the answer to potentially be yes

[frostythehitman]

so the answer IS yes
or so you say
i want evidence

[ PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!! ]

[idolworship]

oh?
is this what they call peer pressure?

( no, miai, you're the one doing th )

i'll get you a fresh selfie
if you can wait a little bit
i have to steal into my brother's house first
since he's the one with a yard

[frostythehitman]

excuses excuses