[barenaked ladies voice] IT'S BEEN way too long since i last posted here

[frostythehitman]

looking for some advice
preferably from other cyborgs
how do you take a shower like this without electrocuting yourself





turns out google isn't really helpful when it comes to this sort of thing

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[commandertoolbelt]

okay first of all
linkin park? really?

secondly
when are you coming to the shop so i can check that out

[ you don't have a choice in this apparently. ]

[frostythehitman]

what's wrong with linkin park
and what are you going to do to it

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he was gonna say they're outdated but then he remembered he likes classic rock ]

laaaaame
they don't even have a distinctive sound anymore
and what's with those lyrics

james i'm a mechanic
i want to see how it works

[frostythehitman]

[ this is him just learning that linkin park is actually a band and not a place. ]

what can i say
i liked them before they got bad

are you gonna try to take it apart at all

[compendiem]

Plastic wrap...?

[frostythehitman]

doesn't wet plastic wrap start sliding off whatever it's on

[compendiem]

If you wrap it around your torso half a dozen times, there's a better chance it'll stay. This is what I used in the hospital, though. Try that?

[frostythehitman]

huh
they're all a little small but i might be able to just use a bunch to cover the area of it
do they really stay on or are they waterproof the same way bandaids are waterproof

[hauntedsavior]

I do not seem adversely affected by the water.

I would also recommend plastic wrap.

[frostythehitman]

how did you test to find out whether you were affected by water or not

[hauntedsavior]

I took a shower.

[frostythehitman]

so you didn't test at all and just risked it anyway

[standalonehuman]

WHOA!

Neat upgrade, though? Tell me it came with a new arm, too?

[frostythehitman]

no new arm
i still have to use the old one
it still works but the harness doesn't fit into place very well any more
it keeps shifting when i move

[standalonehuman]

Do you even need the harness when you've got that? Does it need body power at all?

[frostythehitman]

yeah
the socket on my shoulder doesn't match the socket on any of the arms i have

what do you mean by body power

[convincing]

Ew, that's unfortunate. But I am also recommending plastic wrap. Or you'll have to do something like...sponge baths only.

[frostythehitman]

no sponge baths
i'd rather cocoon myself in the plastic wrap

[convincing]

But I mean, what will you do if the plastic wrap doesn't work?
You can't just not bathe.

[1620]

jah has heard you brother

[frostythehitman]

i am not going to wash my whole body with that

[1620]

bro you don’t even need to wash. it’s more like ..... spread.
spread that hygienic jelly all over you and you’re like mr. clean.

[idolworship]

besides prayer?
i suppose you could just wash around it
without a shower
very very carefully
i hope your place doesn't only have one restroom to it

[frostythehitman]

what do you mean without a shower
like with a garden hose instead

[idolworship]

that's a great idea ☆
it is summer, after all
so the weather is perfect
you'd likely better be able to
control the direction of the water, too

i might recommend swim trunks if you're
doing it outside but
i suppose those are optional, depending