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[floret]

Hanatarou Nito August 9 at 8:57pm near Enprise

I guess a lot of people are inflicting involuntary violations of bodily autonomy or whatever, and a lot of us found out we were betas in a pretty alarming way, but it seemed like a good time for a pop quiz.  1. My given name is . . .    a. Hanatarou    b. Jamie    c. Jaime    d. other (please specify)  2. And my surname is . . .    a. Nito    b. Doh    c. Yamada    d. other (please specify)  EXTRA CREDIT  Draw a nice picture? idk Anyway... If you don't care about any of that, I guess let's talk about the afterlife. My past self was from there!

Comments

[1620]

c + b

[floret]

Wow, did you really draw that?? It's so good!
(And scary also)

But I'm sorry. You failed the quiz, even with the extra credit.

[1620]

thanks man. i want to put it on the back of my left thigh, what do you think? i’ll have eyes.... at the back of my legs ;o)

and uhhh
huh
can i do two extra credits for a pass?

[floret]

Um
How high up were you thinking? It might be kind of alarming to any kids or animals who happened to see it if they were walking behind you and you were wearing shorts.

No, but I'll let you retake the quiz for partial credit.

[1620]

just enough to do exactly that. the kids are gonna trip 🤡

[ and then he takes it again, with the exact same answers. ]

[floret]

Ah
Well, it sounds like it'll accomplish exactly what you want it to! So
That's good!

Ok well since this time was only partial credit and your answers are still both wrong, you've ended up with a lower overall score. Do you want to try one more, double or nothing?

[lastcomfort]

That's nice????

[lastcomfort]

Your name says "Hanatarou Nito", so isn't that correct...?

[floret]

Yes it is! You cracked the code!

[floret]

I mean...



It clearly took a lot of skill and effort!

[1620]

maybe i should do one for each leg, then i’ll have four eyes.

sure homie j.

[ IT’S THE SAME ANSWERS AGAIN ]

[1620]

hey yo thanks!! :o) want one?

[commandertoolbelt]

dude your name's right there on the post

how's the afterlife thing work exactly
were you a ghost

[floret]

gamzee you're killing me

[floret]

I never said it was a difficult quiz.

I think yes, technically? It might depend on your definition of "ghost."

[1620]

oh shit dude don’t die!! i ain’t even there!!
how am i killing you brother :o( is it second hand smoking?

[floret]

No, it's because the correct answers are right at the top of the post!!

[lastcomfort]

Oh, I did? Yay! That wasn't so hard.

[lastcomfort]

Do you have a version that isn't scary??

[lastcomfort]

Yes! It did. It's just really creepy? Is creepy nice?

[1620]

aw bro but that header feels so blasphemous.
whenever i see your face it’s gonna be jd. wanted a name change?

[1620]

aight
how about this one?
>IMG_34

[floret]

"Blasphemous" seems like it's going a bit far. I mean, it's just my name.
I've never really thought about whether I wanted to change it. But it's kind of getting me down, having all these people suddenly calling me something weird...
It feels uncomfortable, you know? Like, maybe even I don't know who I really am.
Also, now I can't even figure out if it was supposedly "Jamie" or "Jaime."

[floret]

Right? Perfect score!

[floret]

Well
"Nice" can have different meanings.