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[floret]

Hanatarou Nito August 9 at 8:57pm near Enprise

I guess a lot of people are inflicting involuntary violations of bodily autonomy or whatever, and a lot of us found out we were betas in a pretty alarming way, but it seemed like a good time for a pop quiz.  1. My given name is . . .    a. Hanatarou    b. Jamie    c. Jaime    d. other (please specify)  2. And my surname is . . .    a. Nito    b. Doh    c. Yamada    d. other (please specify)  EXTRA CREDIT  Draw a nice picture? idk Anyway... If you don't care about any of that, I guess let's talk about the afterlife. My past self was from there!

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[floret]

Ah
Well, it sounds like it'll accomplish exactly what you want it to! So
That's good!

Ok well since this time was only partial credit and your answers are still both wrong, you've ended up with a lower overall score. Do you want to try one more, double or nothing?

[1620]

maybe i should do one for each leg, then i’ll have four eyes.

sure homie j.

[ IT’S THE SAME ANSWERS AGAIN ]

[floret]

gamzee you're killing me

[1620]

oh shit dude don’t die!! i ain’t even there!!
how am i killing you brother :o( is it second hand smoking?

[floret]

No, it's because the correct answers are right at the top of the post!!

[1620]

aw bro but that header feels so blasphemous.
whenever i see your face it’s gonna be jd. wanted a name change?

[floret]

"Blasphemous" seems like it's going a bit far. I mean, it's just my name.
I've never really thought about whether I wanted to change it. But it's kind of getting me down, having all these people suddenly calling me something weird...
It feels uncomfortable, you know? Like, maybe even I don't know who I really am.
Also, now I can't even figure out if it was supposedly "Jamie" or "Jaime."

[1620]

it was jamie.
don’t worry dude, this be happening alls since last month, i’ve been prayin. you’ll get your mems back in no time. just believe you will and you’ll kick that amnesia like sandbags.

[floret]

It was? Then why'd you keep answering C?

There are no gaps in my memories, though, so how could I have amnesia?
I mean, maybe you're the one with amnesia.

[1620]

oh ..... shit
I need to be a little honest with you
I’m this much 👌 altered right now, I read it all weird
.
you know you can be totally right on that brother? this happened to me a while ago......

[floret]

Oh
phew.
(Maybe I shouldn't be relieved about that)


It did?? What did you forget?
...
I guess you probably can't answer that.
But, like
What happened?

[1620]

i forgot my homegirl may was a pro wrestler? going all out mucha lucha on me and i thought she had a boat . . .
maybe i gotta cut down on the bad weed.

[floret]

Hmm
That is odd.
Maybe she just never talked to you about it.
Or maybe somehow when she told you about wrestling, you misheard it as something about a boat... Do they have any terms that sound alike, I wonder?