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[floret]

Hanatarou Nito August 9 at 8:57pm near Enprise

I guess a lot of people are inflicting involuntary violations of bodily autonomy or whatever, and a lot of us found out we were betas in a pretty alarming way, but it seemed like a good time for a pop quiz.  1. My given name is . . .    a. Hanatarou    b. Jamie    c. Jaime    d. other (please specify)  2. And my surname is . . .    a. Nito    b. Doh    c. Yamada    d. other (please specify)  EXTRA CREDIT  Draw a nice picture? idk Anyway... If you don't care about any of that, I guess let's talk about the afterlife. My past self was from there!

Comments

[1620]

c + b

[floret]

Wow, did you really draw that?? It's so good!
(And scary also)

But I'm sorry. You failed the quiz, even with the extra credit.

[1620]

thanks man. i want to put it on the back of my left thigh, what do you think? i’ll have eyes.... at the back of my legs ;o)

and uhhh
huh
can i do two extra credits for a pass?

[floret]

Um
How high up were you thinking? It might be kind of alarming to any kids or animals who happened to see it if they were walking behind you and you were wearing shorts.

No, but I'll let you retake the quiz for partial credit.

[1620]

just enough to do exactly that. the kids are gonna trip 🤡

[ and then he takes it again, with the exact same answers. ]

[lastcomfort]

That's nice????

[floret]

I mean...



It clearly took a lot of skill and effort!

[lastcomfort]

Yes! It did. It's just really creepy? Is creepy nice?

[floret]

Well
"Nice" can have different meanings.

[1620]

hey yo thanks!! :o) want one?

[lastcomfort]

Do you have a version that isn't scary??

[lastcomfort]

Your name says "Hanatarou Nito", so isn't that correct...?

[floret]

Yes it is! You cracked the code!

[lastcomfort]

Oh, I did? Yay! That wasn't so hard.

[floret]

Right? Perfect score!

[commandertoolbelt]

dude your name's right there on the post

how's the afterlife thing work exactly
were you a ghost

[floret]

I never said it was a difficult quiz.

I think yes, technically? It might depend on your definition of "ghost."

[dornen_kiste]

Well, I've known you as Jamie, but your post says Hanatarou?

[floret]

It does say that...
Are you sure that's how you've known me?
Because
I definitely haven't known myself that way...

But still, you answered correctly, and you included a really nice drawing. You've passed with flying colors!

[dornen_kiste]

Um... yes? You totally came over and we had tea and everything that night I had nightmares and we've texted a lot! Or... did you get a new memory??

[floret]

Oh, no!
I mean, yes.
I mean, I remember all that--coming over and having tea and so forth...
But I don't remember ever saying that my name was "Jamie."

/forever late

[royaldifficulties]

Are you all right?

[floret]

Oh, Mr. Radetskiy!
I think I am... why do you ask?

[royaldifficulties]

Just wondering, between the name thing and the afterlife thing.

Is the name at the top of the post the name of your previous self?

[floret]

Oh lol.
Well, a lot of people seem to have my name wrong for some reason, so I thought I'd... address that?

Almost! His name was Hanatarou Yamada.