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[fiddlestick]

Hi, this is Elliot.

Souji and I have switched bodies. I guess it's something new that's happening now.

I'm really sorry for any problems this might have caused.

Comments

[fabrefactions]

Did you find out if he did anything strange...?

[fiddlestick]

Not yet besides he was difficult with Eren. I just thought a blanket apology would be best.

[fabrefactions]

Was Eren the first one to find him then?

[ Come to think of it, hadn't Elliot been staying at Eren's a few nights ago...? ]

[fiddlestick]

Yeah. I was staying over at Eren's the night it happened, so.... [Souji woke up in Eren's bed]

[fabrefactions]

[ oh.

o h

O H. ]

Was that... as awkward as it immediately sounds?

[ DID YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON, ELLIOT? ]

[fiddlestick]

I'd imagine so. Eren was really worked up when I reached him.

[fabrefactions]

Ah. I see... considering how he reacted when I walked in on him shirtless in our living room, I can imagine it was probably worse this time around.

[ He's assuming that's a "no" on the clothes then Elliot. Get it. ]

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[usurpers]

I’ll never forgive him.

[fabrefactions]

[ Oh my god. ]

I see... this is what second hand embarrassment feels like.

[usurpers]

It could’ve been worse.

I could’ve knocked him out.

[fabrefactions]

But that would have been like knocking out Elliot himself?!

[ Also RIP Souji has seen your dick now, Eren ]

[usurpers]

He’s not Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

It's still my body!! [DON'T KNOCK IT OUT]

[usurpers]

And I respected that.

[fiddlestick]

Which I appreciate. A lot.

[fabrefactions]

But if you give his body a black eye, he'd have to deal with it when he's back in his own body.

[usurpers]

Elliot’s body heals on the spot.

But relax, I’m not doing it.

[fabrefactions]

But still... just because something heals doesn't mean you should hurt it.

True. This is all just us speaking hypothetically.

[fiddlestick]

Eren, you know it wasn't his fault that this happened.

[usurpers]

Of course not.

But trying to lie and play with me is a choice.

[fiddlestick]

He did...? [...] Wait, he didn't try to come onto you did he-?!

[usurpers]

No, but he let me for four seconds. And then kept trying to convince me that nothing was wrong when it was while trying to steal my things. For what, so I could keep going?
Shit move, I’m not forgiving it.

[fiddlestick]

Oh boy.... [yeah. he could see Souji doing something like that maybe to try to make things go smoother until he got a chance to get out of there but.....bad choices Souji. Bad Choices. In other words, he's staying out of this one] I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

[usurpers]

I should’ve locked him in the closet.

[fiddlestick]

Aha, I wish I could say that wouldn't have helped but... Well, he tried to convince me that he was me from the future when I was still out of it.