at some random point during the festival

[hjack69]

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable

[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something

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[hjack69]

law cant whip me
i threw up on a detective the other day and got away with it im basically untouchable

[threnodeity]

Oh my!
I believe we've the ultimate case of a bad boy, here.

[hjack69]

rah rah fight the powa
next time i do something that technically qualifies as assault on a police officer you can hold the boombox and blast rage against the machine for me aight

[hjack69]

pretend its a cat

[ Desperate times call for desperate measures, ok. ]

[threnodeity]

What makes you think I'd be willing to partake in such villainy? A metaphorical finger stuck to the man might not be in my best interests.

[hjack69]

look kiddo i know a gigantic smartass when i see one
you got the smart sly vaguely condescending jabs down and ime people that do that p much dont give a shit
or i could be wrong and youre just a gigantic law loving fuzzy teddy bear bc if thats true pls let me know and ill alter my opinion accordingly

[threnodeity]

If I were as you said, it'd be unwise for me to reveal it on the network where everyone can see it. Especially with my name attached.

Therefore, I'll take the teddy bear ruling, Your Honor.

[tarotcards]

[ Damn, Jack is playing him like a fiddle... Souji knows he's being played but look, he does actually want to help him now so... ]

I'm on my way.

Where are you and the giant cat?

[jinglejangle]

well now i just feel betrayed
i thought you were the one, the best out of all of us
but i will admit you've put more thought into it than i would've
not that i would've gone so far to begin with to hit on someone

you'd be surprised
if that thing's biting you now i don't think it'll put up LESS of a fight when it can sense it's close to family

[hjack69]

whatever i can take some chickens
in fact ill fight all of them at once i dont even care
youre right though maybe i should just toss it like a feathery little football n hope for the best

[hjack69]

retrospec building downtown
hurry i think the cat is hungry

[ HE'S GOT YOU NOW, SOUJI. ]

[tarotcards]

I'll be there in ten minutes.

Are you able to fend it off for now? Do you have any jerky on you?

[ DAMN YOU, JACK...... also souji mentions jerky because he and his brother are losers who carry them around, just in case of stray cats... ]

[jinglejangle]

i'd be inclined to believe you if they were normal sized chickens
but they ain't
and they can smell guilt
i hope things turn out okay for you