at some random point during the festival
trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable
[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]
what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable
[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]
what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something
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or smth
my bro is looking into it
im pretty sure hes gonna start a crusade
but like
google horses you get zero results its kind of fucking weird
chicken things are chocobos btw
apparently
thats apparently a Thing now
1/2
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huh
thats not totally goddamn weird and more than a little alarming or anything
this is apparently a chickabo then and its a gigantic jackass and it wont leave me alone
a guy just walks into the retrospec building and gets locked in wtf
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have you tried kicking the door
or i guess one of us can like go see if its locked from the outside
are there like people in there ?
also man the animal handlers this year are not on the ball
i keep seeing freeroaming giant chickens its a little concerning
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i mean i tried like
EVERY wrestling move i could remember and no dice
unrelated but now my shoulder hurts
theres nobody even IN here its just a shitty fake plant and a waiting area and some doors that wont open
what the hell kind of multilevel building doesnt have stairs??
fire code is gonna be all UP this places ass
wait theyre not terrorizing the city and eating people right
bc if they are ill wait this one out
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ill meander that way
i think itll take me like 10 minutes though
but like if it wont open from the outside
i can try delinquency and attempt to pick the lock
if it is like
pickable
im not sure what kind of lock were talking about here
and so far they havent gone zombie chicken on us
but it could be only a matter of time before they develop a taste for flesh
ill keep you posted dude
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[helpful! trolling! today has been a weird day, ok.]
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nb
hows your day been
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Though it sounds like you won't let anyone steal the spotlight from you.
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ok for real though whats up with the red string did the big dumb ball of yarn in town get possessed or smth
and also get over here and help me asshole
i didnt have lunch so basically this chickens days are numbered unless someone lets me out
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i'm sorry
worst friend EVER
you'd do the same to him
true tbh
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sounds to me like someone made a mistake
[conveniently ignoring the fact that he did the exact same thing not too long ago.]
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srsly nobody told me this was gonna be one of those dumb room escape ar games or i wouldnt have brought this dumb chicken thing
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you should maybe be suspicious and exercise some caution is all i'm saying
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though you probably deserve it on account of nabbing it and separating it from it's pack
flock? herd?
what's the proper terminology here
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?
i cant believe im actually wondering what you call a group of giant ass chickens would be called
and look i brought it w me but i was TOTALLY planning to put it back when i was done using it to pick up dates
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or a squad
i'm not sure it matters because the word is probably just as fake as the word chocobo is
also that might just be one of the dumbest things i've heard of in a long while
how exactly is a fat baby bird you birdnapped going to get you dates?
i hope you weren't planning on telling people about your cock
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i was just telling everybody how its mother died in a tragic car accident and i saved it and now im raising it as my own bc it smells like people and the other birds wont accept it
(which is bs by the way birds dont actually work like that)
ill just give it back later nobodyll even notice
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[Why are you carrying around a mysterious not-horse, Jack.]
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er
chickabo
turns out if you carry one of these things around and spin a sob story abt how youve raised it from a chick after its mothers tragic death people just throw their phone numbers at you?
neat
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rule one always appeal to emotion esp strong ones like sadness fear or anger
how do you think i got where i am today it sure as hell aint just my good looks
altho theyre pretty damn good
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[ maybe jack deserves this for trying to convince souji that unicorn meat was actually cat meat... karma ]
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[ angry texting!!! ]
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[ look, souji is joking around right now but he will gladly help the extremely angry man soon. just let him get a few jokes in first ]
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pretend its a cat
[ Desperate times call for desperate measures, ok. ]
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