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god-king of shitposting ([personal profile] hjack69) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-02 11:28 pm

at some random point during the festival

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable


[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something
parodeity: (BLANK 🎧 well shit dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
apparently theyre our new horses
or smth
my bro is looking into it
im pretty sure hes gonna start a crusade
but like
google horses you get zero results its kind of fucking weird

chicken things are chocobos btw
apparently
thats apparently a Thing now
parodeity: (BLANK 🎧 well shit dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
so youre like for reals trapped
have you tried kicking the door
or i guess one of us can like go see if its locked from the outside

are there like people in there ?
also man the animal handlers this year are not on the ball
i keep seeing freeroaming giant chickens its a little concerning
parodeity: infantplanet @ tumblr (SBURB 🎧  don't play it)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
ok well
ill meander that way
i think itll take me like 10 minutes though
but like if it wont open from the outside
i can try delinquency and attempt to pick the lock
if it is like
pickable
im not sure what kind of lock were talking about here

and so far they havent gone zombie chicken on us
but it could be only a matter of time before they develop a taste for flesh
ill keep you posted dude

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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-02-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoying the festivities?

[helpful! trolling! today has been a weird day, ok.]
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-02-03 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
One of the more interesting days I've had in my lifetime. I almost died a terrible death via red string.

Though it sounds like you won't let anyone steal the spotlight from you.

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i'm sorry

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you'd do the same to him

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darkinferno: (★ straight through hell with a smile)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-02-03 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
how did you get yourself trapped in an empty room

sounds to me like someone made a mistake


[conveniently ignoring the fact that he did the exact same thing not too long ago.]
darkinferno: (★ so here's to drinks in the dark)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-02-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
well if you're going into an obviously-empty building that just popped up out of nowhere

you should maybe be suspicious and exercise some caution is all i'm saying
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
least you've got good company, biting aside
though you probably deserve it on account of nabbing it and separating it from it's pack
flock? herd?
what's the proper terminology here
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
could be a murder? like crows
or a squad
i'm not sure it matters because the word is probably just as fake as the word chocobo is

also that might just be one of the dumbest things i've heard of in a long while
how exactly is a fat baby bird you birdnapped going to get you dates?
i hope you weren't planning on telling people about your cock

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[personal profile] threnodeity 2017-02-05 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Did you steal a "horse"?

[Why are you carrying around a mysterious not-horse, Jack.]
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[personal profile] threnodeity 2017-02-05 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
So you've picked up a chick to pick chicks up?

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[personal profile] tarotcards 2017-02-05 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Death by baby chicken... Perhaps the first in our generation.

[ maybe jack deserves this for trying to convince souji that unicorn meat was actually cat meat... karma ]
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But I'm no match against an overgrown baby chicken. I may do more harm than actually helping.

[ look, souji is joking around right now but he will gladly help the extremely angry man soon. just let him get a few jokes in first ]

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