at some random point during the festival

[hjack69]

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable

[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something

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[parodeity]

apparently theyre our new horses
or smth
my bro is looking into it
im pretty sure hes gonna start a crusade
but like
google horses you get zero results its kind of fucking weird

chicken things are chocobos btw
apparently
thats apparently a Thing now

[daemonized]

Enjoying the festivities?

[helpful! trolling! today has been a weird day, ok.]

[darkinferno]

how did you get yourself trapped in an empty room

sounds to me like someone made a mistake

[conveniently ignoring the fact that he did the exact same thing not too long ago.]

[jinglejangle]

least you've got good company, biting aside
though you probably deserve it on account of nabbing it and separating it from it's pack
flock? herd?
what's the proper terminology here

[threnodeity]

Did you steal a "horse"?

[Why are you carrying around a mysterious not-horse, Jack.]

[tarotcards]

Death by baby chicken... Perhaps the first in our generation.

[ maybe jack deserves this for trying to convince souji that unicorn meat was actually cat meat... karma ]