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god-king of shitposting ([personal profile] hjack69) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-02 11:28 pm

at some random point during the festival

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable


[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something
parodeity: (BLANK 🎧 well shit dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
apparently theyre our new horses
or smth
my bro is looking into it
im pretty sure hes gonna start a crusade
but like
google horses you get zero results its kind of fucking weird

chicken things are chocobos btw
apparently
thats apparently a Thing now
parodeity: (BLANK 🎧 well shit dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
so youre like for reals trapped
have you tried kicking the door
or i guess one of us can like go see if its locked from the outside

are there like people in there ?
also man the animal handlers this year are not on the ball
i keep seeing freeroaming giant chickens its a little concerning
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-03 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
ok well
ill meander that way
i think itll take me like 10 minutes though
but like if it wont open from the outside
i can try delinquency and attempt to pick the lock
if it is like
pickable
im not sure what kind of lock were talking about here

and so far they havent gone zombie chicken on us
but it could be only a matter of time before they develop a taste for flesh
ill keep you posted dude
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-05 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
ok hotwiring cars i have not learned to do
tho i bet that skill is in my fam somewhere
but ok ive started on my way itll take me like
five or ten minutes?
im in the district but not right there you know

er
i think
are you in the retrospec building if its a diff building i may be in the wrong district
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-06 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ all right. well. THERE GOES HIS DRAMATIC RESCUE although honestly dave prefers it that way, but also: chocobo chick shit???? dave kind of. crouches down to...pet...? it? how does one bird he doesn't know. where have the horses gone. ]

So you got to rescue yourself? Why'd it lock, I wonder? Or...how'd it unlock. Hm.