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god-king of shitposting ([personal profile] hjack69) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-02 11:28 pm

at some random point during the festival

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable


[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
could be a murder? like crows
or a squad
i'm not sure it matters because the word is probably just as fake as the word chocobo is

also that might just be one of the dumbest things i've heard of in a long while
how exactly is a fat baby bird you birdnapped going to get you dates?
i hope you weren't planning on telling people about your cock
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-04 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
how was i supposed to know?
most people when presented with poultry-based-dating-puns go for the lowest bar
and don't craft tragic backstories over why they have a bird and it's totally not weird they're carrying it around
though i think you probably could've come up with something better
something less cliched than a car accident
like a train wreck

good luck on not getting caught when you do
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
well now i just feel betrayed
i thought you were the one, the best out of all of us
but i will admit you've put more thought into it than i would've
not that i would've gone so far to begin with to hit on someone

you'd be surprised
if that thing's biting you now i don't think it'll put up LESS of a fight when it can sense it's close to family
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[personal profile] jinglejangle 2017-02-15 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
i'd be inclined to believe you if they were normal sized chickens
but they ain't
and they can smell guilt
i hope things turn out okay for you