at some random point during the festival

[hjack69]

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable

[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something

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[hjack69]

Three!

[ Cue Jack throwing his full weight into the door. Like, he stepped back and got momentum going and everything. ]

[daemonized]

[Whoop, and Ardyn just opens the door with only a modicum of effort, as easy as you please.

Which means the door was never really there long enough to stop all that momentum of Jack's. Ardyn figures this will either make for the most victorious exit ever, or the most embarrassing one.

He'd be pleased with either.]