at some random point during the festival

[hjack69]

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable

[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something

Comments

[threnodeity]

Relying on a cute animal to draw in potential suitors hints at low self-esteem in your own abilities.

[hjack69]

also correct
if youre ever looking for ~ suitors ~ def dont use the cute element
now if you just wanna mingle its a great ice breaker

[threnodeity]

You've indeed proven your point on that. Be sure not to let the police officers on the network see your admittance to animal theft.

[hjack69]

law cant whip me
i threw up on a detective the other day and got away with it im basically untouchable

[threnodeity]

Oh my!
I believe we've the ultimate case of a bad boy, here.

[hjack69]

rah rah fight the powa
next time i do something that technically qualifies as assault on a police officer you can hold the boombox and blast rage against the machine for me aight

[threnodeity]

What makes you think I'd be willing to partake in such villainy? A metaphorical finger stuck to the man might not be in my best interests.

[hjack69]

look kiddo i know a gigantic smartass when i see one
you got the smart sly vaguely condescending jabs down and ime people that do that p much dont give a shit
or i could be wrong and youre just a gigantic law loving fuzzy teddy bear bc if thats true pls let me know and ill alter my opinion accordingly

[threnodeity]

If I were as you said, it'd be unwise for me to reveal it on the network where everyone can see it. Especially with my name attached.

Therefore, I'll take the teddy bear ruling, Your Honor.