(text) a completely hypothetical question

[blacksong]

[The only reason Rose is posting this is because she thinks it's going up anonymously, but what's one more effort blowing up in her face when that's all she's gotten for the past. Forever, right! Besides, she didn't actually bother to put back her name in when prompted, so everyone gets to see this post from just another asshole instead.]

okay so hear me out

let's say there was some crazy alien parasite infesting you that wanted to
idk destroy the entire world or something
end all of humanity at the very least
now you could live and let all that bullshit happen
i mean god knows how long you'll even be okay with something like that living in you
but anyways
you could do that or you could... you know, die

what would you pick

also before anyone asks: yeah i should probably get therapy but who doesn't need that on this app

Comments

[blacksong]

you're telling me
does your name mean i can start calling you the rock btw

[me_matey]

i may be great but im not The Most Electrifying Man in Sports and Entertainment great so i dont think i should let u.

[blacksong]

what a shame
you should come up with a nickname just as catchy instead then

[me_matey]

eh, 'pirate queen' has worked for me this far

[blacksong]

imo not quite as catchy
but i admit i'm so lazy even one extra syllable is a lot for me

[me_matey]

crowds aint got trouble chanting it

three syllables is golden in that case.

[blacksong]

you got me there
three is definitely better than chanting compared to two

[me_matey]

RCW is runnin a show thanksgiving weekend if u wanna come chant a three syllable nickname

might take ur mind off that. whole. nonsense up there.

[blacksong]

sounds like a good way to spend the weekend regardless imo
but yeah it'd be nice to idk
catch a break from this for a few hours

[me_matey]

ill get us a seat reserved at ringside then