(text) a completely hypothetical question

[blacksong]

[The only reason Rose is posting this is because she thinks it's going up anonymously, but what's one more effort blowing up in her face when that's all she's gotten for the past. Forever, right! Besides, she didn't actually bother to put back her name in when prompted, so everyone gets to see this post from just another asshole instead.]

okay so hear me out

let's say there was some crazy alien parasite infesting you that wanted to
idk destroy the entire world or something
end all of humanity at the very least
now you could live and let all that bullshit happen
i mean god knows how long you'll even be okay with something like that living in you
but anyways
you could do that or you could... you know, die

what would you pick

also before anyone asks: yeah i should probably get therapy but who doesn't need that on this app

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

[good luck, Anna's a super genius who won't be fooled by something so pedestrian.]

Good point.

How do you even know you have it? Does it look like anything, or are you just getting memories of it?

[blacksong]

[Look just because Rose never made it to high school doesn't mean she's stupid!! She can be clever too!!!! (Unlikely.)]

i can just feel it
also i've been getting a bunch of memories about it yeah

[SHE'S.... NOT LYING!]

[hauntedsavior]

[Rose is at least as smart as Anna is but that bar is underground.]

Yeah, I get that.

This is fucking gross, but you could try tricking it to surface and get someone to pull it out of you.

[blacksong]

i don't think taking it out is really an option

[Maybe she's just chickenshit, but she can't shake off her bad hunch about it. If all it took was ripping it out, Zero would've done it, right? The fact that it was there in her eye most of the time has to mean something.]

[hauntedsavior]

I didn't say it was a great idea.

Heartworm meds? Fuck, I don't know, but SOMEONE has to.

[blacksong]

if all it takes is heartworm meds i think i could live with going into debt forever to get rid of this

but thank you
i appreciate your input

[hauntedsavior]

No problem.

Keep us posted if you figure it out, Asshole.

[blacksong]

i'll keep you guys updated
although i guess if the world's suddenly ending from something non-retrospec you'll know what happened