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2/6; 8AM
[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.
You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...
Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]
Hey Retrospec-ers!
It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~
It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?
Well I'll tell ya
How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone
He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement
Contact for more details
LATER!
You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...
Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]
Hey Retrospec-ers!
It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~
It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?
Well I'll tell ya
How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone
He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement
Contact for more details
LATER!
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Besides
Inspiration hit
[But in answer to that last part..]
It'll be fine, Rean, let's just see what comes up. I've got a coupon for the Wiffle Waffle for free valentines waffles for any couple that goes in and it's got your name on it
I'll be your practice
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I don't want to know what it is that even goes on in your head...
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I'm in.
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I can't tell you the ratios, that'd be playing favourites
[But hey, it worked so Rean has no right to complain.]
You betcha! We just have to look like a couple, and they'll give you pink coloured waffles in the shape of a heart with strawberries and whipped cream in the middle of two of em. Think you can pull that off?
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It can't be that hard. Do we even really have to do anything out of the ordinary?
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Heh, you're right, though. Just our usual back and forth is convincing enough
Wouldn't that be crazy, though
[L A U G H S I N G A Y]
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Yeah. Still, maybe we should keep this to to text? I don't think we need to give the peanut gallery downstream any more wrong ideas.
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...
Good point, they're gettin' a little rowdy
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Wait
Yeah
That stuff from the mission right? Totally forgot about it because of your shoulder
Did you regain that right on the spot?
we're handwaving this happened because it's too funny not to
Remember when I was having that weird phase of hitting whatever was in front of me whenever I picked up something even vaguely sword-shaped? ...Or maybe I shouldn't remind you, since I kind of did smack you in the stomach.
It DEFINITELY happened
KIND OF?
My stomach did flipflops when you grabbed that rolling pin for your pizza
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But yeah. That's when I got that back.
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I've had worse thrown at me on PURPOSE, so you're fine
Glad to hear you got your super cool sword moves back.
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That reminds me
I apparently used a sword too? A weird one
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Hm? What about it was weird?
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A handle in the middle
And then a blade on each end. Think Darth Maul from Star Wars but with less laser sword and more actual sword
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"Did you think I wouldn't have a trump card to play?"
That voice that's been haunting his nightmares, that voice that sounds just a little too close to how Crow was sounding not too long ago to be comfortable—]
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Huh. Interesting! Like some kind of double saber?
Wonder why you lucked out with two weapons, though.
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I mean it won't, but it's not the first promise he's broken, right?]
Who knows. I mean the thing was huge, Maybe there's a size limit to weapons at Thors or something
Still though, not like I can put those skills to use. I doubt I even have em now
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Maybe. Seems weird that they would given some of the weapons I remember, but who knows? Wouldn't be the first weird thing about Thors.
Doesn't mean you won't regain them.
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Who knows
But hey! If I do...and somehow get that blade back, we could spar.
IMAGINE! A rival!
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[Guys you have no idea how heartbreaking this is stop]
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Count on it
It's only a matter of time