2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[jurai]

Aw, thanks Li-na

Here's hoping it helps him in some way, yeah? Gotta live life as young as free as possible



He'd never go out and find one if I didn't do this, so I'll take the heat if he gets mad at me...but you can't argue it didn't drum up some interest for him

[invocate]

[Li-Na's not quite sure 'interest' is what she'd call most of these threads Crow. She's seeing a general trend in a different direction instead.]

Well, he does sound like a really nice guy. And it's been forever since I went on a date.

[jurai]

[Don't.

Call him out like this. Akira's bad enough.

Who cares if he's self-destructive enough to try and ruin this?]

Really? Soooo you're interested?

[It should not have taken a few minutes to reply to that, but thankfully, he can pass it off as replying to others.]

[invocate]

[pfttttttt call him out? she wouldn't dream of doing something like that]

Yeah! You clearly think really highly of him. I haven't really been in the mood to meet people since the last person I liked jetted off to France, but you have to get back on the cow sometime, right?

[spoilers: she holds a torch for Haru. a big massive torch. but shhh Crow doesn't need to know that.]

[jurai]

[You are a cruel, cruel mistress.]

Of course I do. The guys smart, funny, pretty good looking, a bit of an overachiever but...well, there are worse flaws

[Crow are you selling him or just gushing about him?]

I know the feeling, though

My ex-roommate used to snag all the girls who gave me numbers. She was relentless

[invocate]

[that's gushing, in Li-Na's opinion. not helping your case here Crow]

Tell me, does he have a uniform? I especially like men in uniforms.

[this ex-roommate of Crow's sounds amazing and Li-Na wishes to hang out with this fierce lady]

You were her unwitting wingman

[jurai]

[L-Look! He knows he's bad at this!]

A uniform? Hm...well, he's got this pretty sweet red jacket

Not really 'uniform' but it looks good on him

[But when Astrid comes up, he just smiles warmly behind that feed.]

I was her bait more like. The girls would swoop in and give me numbers, and she'd just snag 'em all like it was hunny season

[invocate]

Well, it's not a deal breaker or anything.

[Li-Na would 100% go on a date with Astrid]

That is both hilariously sad for you and absolutely amazing of her.

Clearly the solution is to get a boyfriend. Unless she likes boys too, because then you're single and alone for the rest of your life.

[jurai]

Don't worry, he's a completely snappy dresser

[And he would know. He's a good judge of that stuff.

Also...yeah, it doesn't surprise him that even Astrid as an NPC would steal a girl from under their noses.]

Thankfully, she's only got it out for the ladies. You called me spot-on, too, cause I've been leanin' towards the guys more as of late

[Crow you dumb shit]

[invocate]

Oh really? Why don't you take Rean on a date then?

[goes for the throat]

[jurai]

[!!

Damn, she really did go right for the kill. Crow was typing something...but it stops dead in its tracks as he hesitates to answer.

...]

For your information, taking him out for free Valentine's pancakes

[invocate]

[Li-Na gets being a starving, broke college student, but that's just cheap Crow.]

Pancakes are good. What about a movie too?

[jurai]

[THEY ARE FREE IF YOU'RE A COUPLE IT'S NOT CHEAP IT'S CAPITALISM.]




I see what you're trying to do

Sneaky sneaky

[invocate]

[C O U P L E. Say that out loud Crow. Loud enough for everyone in the back.]

Ehhhh? I'm not trying anything~

[Li-Na has ~no~ idea what you're talking about Crow]

[jurai]

[Don't play innocent with him!]

Really now? Sounds like you got a case of the matchmaker bug

[invocate]

Who made a post soliciting dates for their friend? Me or you?

[jurai]

True


But I admit to it

[Crow, no one ever said that the matchmaker himself was offlimits...]

[invocate]

and I merely suggest a possible date for said friend. that is the purpose of this post, yes?

[jurai]

[...]

Well


You're not



Wrong...


[DAMMIT.]