2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[dereban]

Give me five good reasons why not.

[jurai]

Fine

1. I
2. Have
3. Weird
4. Flavour
5. Oreos

[HE'S NOT ABOVE BRIBERY.]

[dereban]

No.

Try again.

[jurai]

You want me to bargain?

[God you're just like his cousin.]

[dereban]

You can try, but don't expect it to get anywhere.

[jurai]

So those five reasons were just full of false promise


...I mean, I'd still share those Oreos even if you're being mean though

If you wanted them

[dereban]

Ah, is that so? Then I guess I have no reason to be nice.

[jurai]

You weren't going to be nice no matter what the bribe

But a man never retracts his offer

[dereban]

That's not true, I just accept specific types of bribes. You just don't know which ones work on me.

[jurai]

...

I have one source of information that could tell me

One who's probably been in trouble with you before

[dereban]

I wonder if he'll actually tell you, though.

[jurai]

Well he's certainly easier to bribe

Even if you are his pride and joy

[dereban]

Maybe because it's you.

[jurai]

T R U S T M E

Not even I'm safe when it comes to dealing with you

[dereban]

But you're not denying it entirely either.

Besides, he's just being an overprotective brother like always, even if he doesn't have to be.

[jurai]

He gets me back in other ways, that's all


But I can kinda see where he's coming from. There's nothing quite like having a sibling you're close to

I never had one, myself, but even before he started calling you around Christmas he was throwing you into conversations

He must've really missed you

[dereban]

[ Her own reply doesn't come as swiftly as the ones before it, because she's constantly typing out and deleting things.

Wanting to say "he shouldn't feel that way" or "I'm not worth missing", things like that. But instead.she types out: ]

Ahaha, you think so? I missed him a lot, too, but I guess that's only obvious by me being here, huh?

[jurai]

[Probably for the best you went with what you did, Raina. Crow's not going to aggressively shove positivity in your face, but he definitely would have a lot to say about that.]

I know so

Take it from someone who's got no real siblings, on the outside lookin' in. You're something irreplaceable to him.



Haha, that sounded pretty lame, didn't it?

[dereban]

[ She's careful with her words to not let people figure out that she has self esteem issues, thanks... ]

It kind of did, yeah. But that's not a bad thing.

[jurai]

[You Schwarzers...]

Gah, how am I supposed to connect with the young kids these days if I keep spouting off like that?

Maybe a well placed meme can fix it

[dereban]

It's okay, I won't judge you if you want to yell at us to get off your lawn.

[jurai]

Aw man, I've been wanting to say that for YEARS

Don't raise my hopes

[dereban]

What, did you want me to destroy them instead?