2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[brushy]

That is what I said, Dark Lord.

Oh, that sounds sinful. But I do enjoy cats. Is that a meme?

[maskreant]

it's not that sinful if you consider it has meow in it.

i wouldn't say it's a meme, but it is definitely a joke.

[brushy]

It makes me think of a demon cat. Is it an inside joke? Do you like cats and make pacts with the night, boy?

[maskreant]

maybe.

what are you going to do about it?

[brushy]

I am going to question why you did not choose “Dark Lord Woof” instead.

[maskreant]

i've been told i'm more cat-like.

why didn't you choose that for yourself?

[brushy]

I am not as creative as you lot are! I played by the rules of the app, and now I must suffer the consequences of a birth name rather than an internet alias.

I wonder what would sound good, though.