2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[brushy]

It was a hit. All the women would scream.

How do you trick people with Rick Astley?

[jurai]

He was quite the heartthrob, huh? Life goals

Well it's a carefully crafted formula with years of refinement. What you do is you mention something that's JUST believable enough for someone to click on a link

But you replace the link with this video

So you click on it expecting what you were told but...BOOM! RICK ROLL'D

[brushy]

My heart did not throb for Rick, although he has his musical credit where It is due. I was fairly in love with Bad Sandy from Grease during four or so years of my adolescence. (A lie, I am still partially in love with Bad Sandy.)

Can it be another song? Can I Grease Roll an unsuspecting victim?

[jurai]

Ah...a wise choice in crushes, I'll admit

And you never forget those


You can Grease Roll whoever you want, though. It's the internet, and that means freedom, does it not?

2/2

[jurai]

But you gotta admit Good Girl Sandy had her charms too, right?

[brushy]

I will plot and show you my first attack! This is exciting.

Good Girl Sandy was alright! Just . . . Hmm.
I prefer to see curvatures being valued.

[jurai]

Ah, you have a point there

There's just something about skin tight leather that really makes everything pop

[brushy]

I might need to tell you something now.

[jurai]

Oh?


I am all ears

[brushy]

I met a young woman once, through my adventures in a land called Nippon. She was a priestess appointed by a Dragon Queen, and her name was Rao.

Her breasts were so large, I am very well sure they defied the laws of physics. I could not stop staring. My little bouncing friend said she was “stacked”.

[jurai]

[Crow's been here long enough to jump to the nearest conclusion. Dragon Queen? Nippon?]

Memories of a past life, I take it?

Well

Can't fault you for your taste. Doubt I would've taken my eyes off those knockers if it'd been me. How was her wardrobe? Paint me a picture, Ahmi

(1/2)

[brushy]

Give me some moments.

[brushy]

[ probably by the end of the day: ]

It is ready to be picked up whenever you return to me! That and your squishes.

1/2

[jurai]

[He has to say, he's curious as to what Ahmi's going to provide him with. He hadn't really meant for her to actually paint him a picture but. Well.

There it is.

His eyes widen because 1) that is beautiful brushwork and 2) ]

Whoa. WHOA. Very Titty


Pretty!!!


Silly typo

2/2

[jurai]

But

Is this really for me?

[brushy]

Yes, it is really for you. You helped me remember, after all.

Now, you remind me much of the little bouncing friend, saying things like titty rather than pretty. He was very fond of those. If only he weren’t so small, I wouldn’t be trying to parse out his name. Perhaps another time.

[jurai]

Aw...it was a pleasure. Wish I could say I did it on purpose, but I won't turn down the artwork.

[Cynthia needs a friend.]

Exactly, just give it time and it'll eventually come to you. I've got some people I recognize too, but their names kinda elude me. Only got their first initials