2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[jurai]

There's a Mario Kart on the Switch?

Man, time flies


I have the one on SNES

[Certified old man.]

[dereban]

Yeah, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Maybe you should play with us. Help me kick Rean's butt.

[motiv8]

Oh? I thought you didn't need help for that, Raina?

Not that you stand a chance anyway.

[jurai]

THERE'S 8??? Jesus Christ

Can you still be Koopa?

Important question

Importanter question: What's the 'that'

[motiv8]

Answer to important question 1: Yes

Answer to important question 2: it's absolutely none of your business and Raina I swear to God if you tell him I'll disown you.

[dereban]

:)

[dereban]

I don't, but seeing you get your butt kicked by two people is very satisfying.

[motiv8]

Well, in that case, I regret that I'll have to take that satisfaction away from you.

[he is VERY SERIOUS about Mario Kart, okay]

[dereban]

Then you're severely underestimating my skill, Rean. 😊

[motiv8]

Really? You're the one here assuming the guy who hasn't played since the original Super Mario Kart can beat me. If anything, I think I'm the one being underestimated, here.

[dereban]

Hm?

What, did you assume I couldn't teach him?

[motiv8]

Oh, no, I know well enough that Crow can be taught. But the point is you're still assuming a guy who just relearned is going to be able to beat me.

[dereban]

Well, if he can master certain things, then yeah. He can.

[motiv8]

One does not "master" the blue shell. That's just cheating.

[dereban]

Oh, you don't know?

You can dodge blue shells.

[jurai]

There's a blue one?

I remember red and green

[motiv8]

I know you can, but that doesn't change the fact that they're cheap if they catch you off guard!

Also, yes. Those still exist too.

[dereban]

Do you just not want to admit that you're bad at dodging blue shells, Rean? That's sad.

[motiv8]

It's not always possible and you know it.

[dereban]

Blue shells aim for the person in first place.

[jurai]

No way

[dereban]

Yes way.

[jurai]

If I'm Koopa

I'm unbeatable


Just sayin'

[motiv8]

on second thought @Queen I revoke my statement about his ability to be taught

[jurai]

What? I know how he feels

You have to click with a certain racer and then you enter that whole zen mode

It's a real thing