2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[dereban]

And? What's the problem? You didn't say anything that could possibly be incriminating, right?

[jurai]

[BIG DECK ENERGY is typing...

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BIG DECK ENERGY is typing....]

It can be easily twisted!

[dereban]

I would never do such a thing.

[jurai]

Mmmhmm

Your baby sister act don't work on me!

[Yet. YET.]

[dereban]

Bold of you to assume that I'm acting :)

[jurai]

Oh? So you're actually a baby?

[dereban]

If I was, I wouldn't be typing coherently. Unless you're saying I'm the smartest baby, then I'd take that as a compliment!

I'm just saying that I'm not acting.

[jurai]

Up for debate

Are you smarter than Boss Baby






I've never seen Boss Baby

[dereban]

Neither have I, but I would like to think that I'm smarter than a terrible animated film written by Hollywood.

[jurai]

True...I'll let it slide this time because neither of us should be subjected to that

[dereban]

It could be worse.

I could be subjecting you into watching The Room with Rean.

[jurai]

What's The Room?

Sounds pretty Generic Horror

[dereban]

Oh, it's pretty horrifying alright.

Actually maybe you really should watch it with him.

[jurai]

Rean didn't peg himself as the kind of guy who got so easily spooked but


Why not?

I can handle your B rated horror movie

[dereban]

I don't know if he's watched the movie either, so it'll be a fun new experience for the both of you. ✩

[motiv8]

One, I haven't seen the whole thing but I know enough.

One and a half, Raina, why.

Two, it's not a horror movie. I think it's supposed to be a drama, but it just winds up being legendarily terrible.

Three, I wouldn't say I'm the biggest fan of horror, but I can typically handle it just fine.

[dereban]

What, I thought it would be a good date night movie for the two of you.

[motiv8]

Ugh... don't word it like that.

I can guarantee right now that nothing out of this post is going anywhere, least of all with Crow. Let it go, please?

[Sorry, Crow, but the walls around his oblivious heart aren't coming down that easily.]

[dereban]

Geez, you really are clueless, aren't you?

private;

[motiv8]

Raina, listen. I get what you're trying to do, but please stop.

I'm asking nicely right now. Please don't make me have to stop asking.

[dereban]

[ Oh, welp.

This is... definitely something dangerous to respond to. ]

Okay, okay, I'll stop pushing.

Alright?

[motiv8]

All right. Thank you.

[He doesn't like putting his foot down like that, but...]

[jurai]

[Crow just blinks at the screen. DID REAN JUST--]

Wait a minute why am I 'least of all'

Malik's on this post and I think I score higher than 'Angry Porcupine'

[motiv8]

Oh, you do, but you can't seriously be expecting me to actually include him as eligible? Even if he weren't apparently somehow spoken for, he'd be out of the running on principle.

[jurai]

...Ya got me there

I'm still baffled there's a man or woman on this earth that desperate

There's DOLLS, man. Or dating sims