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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

WHOS CRAZY NOW ASSHOLES???????????

also this was pretty funny but proposing in public is creepy and messed up!

[antagonize]

Jason Grace I thought I could avoid getting shitfaced drunk by staying away from the booze.
Jason Grace But apparently not.
Jason Grace I'm calling in. Wake me up when someone exorcises our fruit supplies.
Jason Grace Or when Jim gets fired.
Jason Grace Either one works.

[chiseler]

real questions, do you think we could get hired by these guys to help with their AV department because this is still pretty bad

[hjack69]

JADE what did you DO

[chiseler]

seriously, what kind of research and development is this guy doing that this is the best he came up with?

[parodeity]

i mean i can try to send in an application
worst that happens is literally nothing right
but i somehow doubt their benefits are worthwhile

[rhapsodeity]

argh no i would never put dave in that kind of spot in public jeez!!!!!
im classier than that :p

[curseoclock]

hahahahahaha what the FUCK
how do you even react to something like this? oh, wait, i know:

???????????????

(also as far as proposals go this was like a solid 9/10 at least)

[tarotcards]

Souji Narukami shared a photo. 3/17 near Apprassage

Asides from the fruit with faces that I want to try eating and the mini-electrocutions I'm getting from my phone, help me pick an outfit. I need it for work.

[heiroglyphs]

Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now.

[rhapsodeity]

i did not do a single thing i can promise you that!

[twelfthspark]

Bananas are still okay.

Jim or whichever asshole is handling this, *that is not a suggestion.*

not here

[twelfthspark]

[oh thank god they all have their shirts on this time]

[doublesmall]

I don't think I want to know, if this is the result. have they been breeding freaky fruit the whole time?

if so I'm like 99% sure I'm right about this being made under the influence because what the fuck

[everythingisred]

Sounds like a good Friday. I'm permanently off fruit now, but hopefully our sacrifices have helped a clearly special woman learn a thing or two about her coworker.

[true_noir]

Bananas, you say? I can eat them safely, and they will not laugh at me and dance for me? This thing, it terrifies me. I thought it was just Jade who had one or two, but they are everywhere.

This is officially insane, Arlene.

[sharplydressed]

bzzt nope, no points from me. maybe if he put that dedication into something not super creepy and weird?

[appraiser]

jade.................

[rhapsodeity]

oh i like the one on the left the most

[hjack69]

now were gonna get SCURVY
idec if your dad sees this and roundhouses my fuckin head off my shoulders bc i cant eat fruit with FACES

[ sorry bigby......... ]

[godcards]

I assure you, the proposal is the least messed up part about this, JADE.

[wiselys]

I hope she does so equally publicly, maybe with sky writing.

[beastenderblood]

The third one's the least creepy

[rhapsodeity]

yes hello!

[appraiser]

the leftmost one makes me laugh but how do you see?
or breathe?