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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

i did not do a single thing i can promise you that!

[hjack69]

now were gonna get SCURVY
idec if your dad sees this and roundhouses my fuckin head off my shoulders bc i cant eat fruit with FACES

[ sorry bigby......... ]

[rhapsodeity]

no we are not!!!!!!!!!!!
mr dawes you are being kind of silly about this, it is really not so bad

[hjack69]

i have minor head trauma and a concerning blood alcohol level and i wasnt ready for this kid
i mean
i guess all the vegetables are ok?
and bananas and crap idk theres probably other fruits

o rite ill be back on like wednesday so if you try sucking up like everybody else already is pls dont bring a fruit basket

[rhapsodeity]

i dont need to suck up to you i just do my work and let it speak for itself

there are plenty of other fruits and there are vegetables yes
what do you mean you have minor head trauma sir?????
are you ok

[hjack69]

yeah im fine
just some douchebag at the bar smashing a glass over my head
ask your dad about it he was there
hell prob give a better account since i was blind from all the blood in my eyes and stuff

ya know you think you know some people and then BAM
glass over the head

[rhapsodeity]

ummmmm??
it was not my dad who did that to you was it

[hjack69]

idk ask your mom abt it
i texted her the night it happened so she prob remembers more than me

[rhapsodeity]

the fact you cannot answer in public is preeeeeeeeeetty suspicious, sir!

[hjack69]

seriously drawing a blank here
the blankest blank

[rhapsodeity]

oh whatever
i am sorry about your head injury
will you be ok?
i can take you to grell if you need

[hjack69]

god kid that's sweet but I'm fine, seriously.

[ congrats on ur social link upgrade, here's semi-legible texting. ]

just do me a fave and be cool with your mom, aight?
go
i dunno
make her a macaroni picture or something.

[ #parenting ]

[rhapsodeity]

lol i havent made macaroni art since preschool
but ok ok i get the hint i will check up on her

[hjack69]

sweet deal, champ. extra credit for being nice to your mom.