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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[beastenderblood]

Yeah okay this is MUCH creepier than the birds

[momentaryspring]

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[beastenderblood]

Sure hope your cupcake didn't have fruit parts in it broksi bc criminy

[momentaryspring]

It didn't, but I've had just about enough of this garbage!

Somebody's got a punch in this kisser with his name on it!

[beastenderblood]

Buddy, if you want back-up, you got it

[momentaryspring]

Good. You don't know who this Halloway guy is, do you? Maybe we can go to that company headquarters and call him out.

[beastenderblood]

I'm willing to do more than five minutes of googling to try and find out

[curseoclock]

huh? birds? what????

did i miss something bird related too now?

[beastenderblood]

Well we had horses

And then traded up for the much superior bird horses

[curseoclock]

ohhhh right, that! someone did tell me about that. i haven't seen one myself yet tho so i keep forgetting...

[which is easier when you weren't around for the initial panic]

but yeah birds for horses almost seems kinda sane and normal now i guess???

[beastenderblood]

I worked so hard to get my standard fruit serving and nownthts down the drain

[curseoclock]

i mean it might not be all fruits at least??? i've got a banana that seems pretty normal

i think

i haven't peeled it and honestly i'm kind of scared to now

[beastenderblood]

I can't lose banana bread man

I just can't

[tokencanadian]

At least we're not eating the birds

[frostythehitman]

Are yours trying to have a conversation with you too?

[beastenderblood]

Dude I do not want to talk to fruits and vegetation don't even scare me with that

[frostythehitman]

Well too late, because I already killed one for trying to talk to me.

[beastenderblood]

You did what you had to do

[frostythehitman]

It cried out for its wife and children before drowning to death in its own orange juice.

[beastenderblood]

Self-defense

[notyourutopian]

Maybe now everyone will stop complaining about the chocobos, at least...

[beastenderblood]

Chocobos are awesome. This is just sick.

[notyourutopian]

Right?
And it's not like we can stop eating apples.

[beastenderblood]

I'm gonna spend the rest of my days checking those stupid nutrition boxes to see if there's fruit in it. And that's fucked

[notyourutopian]

That sounds like way more trouble than it's worth.