high school martial artist yells at cloud

[momentaryspring]

You all acted like I was delusional for taking a picture of a creepy man in black, but WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY NOW?

Does the disappearance of an entire species from the public consciousness strike you as a bit odd? And I just spent a good thirty minutes stuck inside the most suspicious headquarters building imaginable!

I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so.

Comments

[youraffection]

...so you think it just wanst open?

[momentaryspring]

Maybe. But if so, why leave the door open? And why lock me in until I used the application?

[youraffection]

ok that is pretty sketch
it could be possible that someone 4got to close up totally and it just autolocked
but timing with using the app is weird
they probs have security cameras right?

[momentaryspring]

I didn't see any. However, I don't know what to look for, either. For all I know, they could have hidden some on the ceiling or the furniture.

And I still don't understand why anyone would set an automatic lock to lock me in...

[youraffection]

thats weird
i wonder if its open normally...
r u gonna try to go back?

[momentaryspring]

Not without a plan. Besides, I got the police involved and I imagine it's more their jurisdiction.

[ FOR NOW ]

But there better not be any more of this nonsense!

[youraffection]

thats probs for the best
i guess just make sure ur ip is secure n stuff man
maybe theyre tracking u right now

[momentaryspring]

Now that their program is on my phone, I doubt they need my address...

[ we're all doomed ]

[youraffection]

vpn man
download 1

[momentaryspring]

Are you having a seizure?

[youraffection]

what?
no
dude
r u telling me uve never heard of a vpn?

[momentaryspring]

I suppose not.

[youraffection]

ok it stands for virtual private network
u can get a mobile one and basically rotate ur ip address and send data securely and block trackers and stuff
they wont be able to find you

[momentaryspring]

That sounds pretty complicated.

[ aka he didn't even bother to learn how to do emojis, how do you expect him to learn how to use vpns ]

[youraffection]

nah man
just download an app its sup easy

[ Ryoga you need emojis. How do you survive in the world. ]