high school martial artist yells at cloud

[momentaryspring]

You all acted like I was delusional for taking a picture of a creepy man in black, but WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY NOW?

Does the disappearance of an entire species from the public consciousness strike you as a bit odd? And I just spent a good thirty minutes stuck inside the most suspicious headquarters building imaginable!

I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so.

Comments

[true_noir]

Whatever are you going on about? The new birds they imported in? I wouldn't say it's all that odd, but I also don't know anything about creatures from Africa, so I suspect most of us don't know what these birds were.

[Someone hadn't put two and two together about horses being gone yet.]

[momentaryspring]

IT USED TO BE A HORSE

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard What a silly suggestion.
Chloe Bouchard How could a horse become an overgrown chicken that people ride on?
Chloe Bouchard Why say such silly things?
Chloe Bouchard A horse is a horse and these silly chocobos are chocobos, yes?

(OOC: I will remember to use this format one of these days. Heh.)

[browbeater]

trust me

finding out people don't remember horses at all is more than a bit odd

[momentaryspring]

THAT IS MY ENTIRE POINT

[browbeater]

you also just admitted to trespassing on private property on social media

so i think now is not the time for caps

[notyourutopian]

So now you're saying the slenderman thing replaced the horses with birds?

[She is mostly just doing this to bother him at this point.]

[momentaryspring]

don't play dumb

[notyourutopian]

I'm just trying to follow your logic from slenderman to chocobos.

The chocobo thing is really bloody weird though, huh?

[divine_braid]

Sounds a little conspiracy theory-ish, yeah?

[Not that he didn't disagree.]

[momentaryspring]

It does, yet all I have said is true. I don't even know if they're all connected.

[threnodeity]

Are you suggesting all three instances are linked in some manner?

[momentaryspring]

I don't know. They might be completely unrelated. However, my gut tells me that something is going on.

[me_matey]

you my not be crazy but youre definitely annoying.

calm down

[momentaryspring]

Then don't bother replying, unless you're some sort of masochist.

[why are all these people telling him to calm down, has that ever worked in the history of ever]

[strongestheart]

I, for one, regret claiming it to be a video game monster that went out of style years ago.

...what's that about suspicious headquarters, though?

[momentaryspring]

There's a new building here, with the name of the company that made this very program on it. I wanted to give someone a piece of my mind, so I went in, but I was locked inside.

[youraffection]

are you saying that gumby brought in the giant chickens

[momentaryspring]

Yes. Yes, that is exactly what I am saying.

[can you sense this stone cold sarcasm

he learned it from you all, it is a gift once bestowed that continues giving for ever and ever]

[tokencanadian]

To be honest, I still don't think that was a man in black.
I mean, I'm not sure if that was even a human.

[momentaryspring]

I'm not certain either, but the only other suggestion I heard was a fictional video game character

[or was that a computer game. whatever]

[glacian]

Still prattling about that oddity of a picture you took?

While I doubt the looming figure within your photograph means anything, I'm quite...perplexed about the emergence of these 'chocobos'.

[momentaryspring]

[ wtf what did he have to do to get rid of this annoying spam

maybe his phone had a virus

just going to check his settings

and the app to see if it had a user guide]

[darthvaper]

Still not convinced on the photo, but I'm definitely in a more listening mood than I was before. There's a lot of strange things going on.

[momentaryspring]

To borrow a common phrase: No shit.