high school martial artist yells at cloud

[momentaryspring]

You all acted like I was delusional for taking a picture of a creepy man in black, but WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY NOW?

Does the disappearance of an entire species from the public consciousness strike you as a bit odd? And I just spent a good thirty minutes stuck inside the most suspicious headquarters building imaginable!

I'm not saying I told you so, but I told you so.

Comments

[momentaryspring]

Now that their program is on my phone, I doubt they need my address...

[ we're all doomed ]

[youraffection]

vpn man
download 1

[momentaryspring]

Are you having a seizure?

[youraffection]

what?
no
dude
r u telling me uve never heard of a vpn?

[momentaryspring]

I suppose not.

[youraffection]

ok it stands for virtual private network
u can get a mobile one and basically rotate ur ip address and send data securely and block trackers and stuff
they wont be able to find you

[momentaryspring]

That sounds pretty complicated.

[ aka he didn't even bother to learn how to do emojis, how do you expect him to learn how to use vpns ]

[youraffection]

nah man
just download an app its sup easy

[ Ryoga you need emojis. How do you survive in the world. ]